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Moonshadow

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  1. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    One of your finest Boffin, er...
  2. Certainly less innuendo Maple
  3. Maple, not the best response to a mature gent like picket
  4. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Maple think of the scene from Pricilla Queen of the Desert with flowing robes on top of a bus and you'll get an idea of Bitter's entry to the MCG on Saturday. Always the showman, unfortunately.
  5. And that's nothing to sneeze at!
  6. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Good Doctor I see your point but I think you might be overestimating Bitter's ability to moderate to any real effect. Mostly he'd be correcting poor English and encouraging jolly good floggings. He is never moderate.
  7. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Bitters, the finer styling and intricate musings of your posts are lost upon many in authority on this forum, (perhaps Dr Dick Hopping excluded). You might put yourself forward as a voluntary mod supervisor, another community service to add to your long list.
  8. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Be brave dc. Uncle Bitters is scarier. On that you can bet your first born
  9. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Walk with me dc. You are not alone.
  10. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Unfortunately Maple I will be away this austere weekend renewing my spiritual roots and restoring my tarnished faith. Bless. Thus, I will leave the beer soaked, politically incorrect abuse throwing at the G to Bitters and Biffen for now.
  11. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Me thinks Bitters is coming off the booze, or perhaps the columbian marching powder. Why else would he be so angry?
  12. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Not quite. Biffen robbed the place
  13. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I read that our Hulk Hogan was recently awarded $150mill damages as a result of a secret se x tape. Wow, we really can't afford to re-sign him now. Out of our league.
  14. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Zzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzz....zzzzzz..zzzzzz..........
  15. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I take it that's a rhetorical question Maple. Of course the answer is no. Biffen was on a drug fuelled stupor for a month or two and has only just come back on board sober, and Bitters has been busy offending Demonland's own moral compass by going "boo!" In his face and poking a hallitosis riddled tounge out at him.
  16. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Welcome back on board Maple. Did you take a long trip back to your native Canadia?
  17. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Too right. Dr John, I think you are masking a homo-erotic phallic infatuation with a failed attempt to call upon history and humour as your point for posting. Get a grip man!
  18. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    A true nobody
  19. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I think time has eroded the legibility of that sign Bitters. I believe it more than likely read "Dr John Hewson"
  20. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Conchita Wirst must have exhausted you Earl. Are you a bicycle MAMIL or are you a fixie man?
  21. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I believe he's applying for the CEO job at Eros, so maybe not biff.
  22. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    The Blood Of Hipsters sounds like it comes from the torture room out the back of Earls victorian terrace
  23. Parish has put on a bit of size since draft day. He'll be a strong midfielder.
  24. Moonshadow replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    There's too much Latin and other romantic languages on this thread. Pretentious really.