Moonshadow

Nearly as nervous as the alpacas around your place, eh? Romsey.... where men are men and the alpacas are nervous.

WTF? Might have something to do with carrying a niggling knee that has affected him for most of the season and kept him out for the last couple of games? 'Between the ears' and 'second year blues' are such cop out phrases for supporters.

You tell 'em Enyaw. It's Roos fault we are in this mess!

Not as expensive as that random kid that Maple fed foie gras-style a few weeks ago. There's only so many jam doughnuts and buckets of chips a young fella can take. Oh well, I guess his parents would be grateful, if he knew who they were.

Hope he's not allergic to latex gloves. Complimentary prostate check

Careful how you modify the word 'loose' Maple. Over here it might mean something different from what you are used to.

Do you suffer from a stutter Biff?

Depends which day of the week it is bjDee. Let's see..... today is Thursday, so that means that it will be the light brown hembre, I believe he calls her Dominique. BBO talks about them constantly, it really is quite a bore to put up with on match. Biff and Mable will vouch for me.

They would've kept the Buddyator, which closely resembles a safe injecting room, but that was shipped up to Sydney last year. All the same, I really like the prizes you can win on the chance games. There's the Don Scott replica handbags, the Michael Tuck zimmer frame miniatures and the John Kennedy Snr personally signed flasher's coat.

Earl, I think BBOs 'downstairs issues' have more to do with any variety of viral infection, fungus and performance disfunction than what happens with the staff in the kitchen.

An incompetent letch, luddite, a shite chef AND a booze hound.

So, in summary, you're a letch and a luddite. Tell us something we didn't already know......

Do you read his posts dc? So you're the one....

Yeah, sure you have no personal experience bjDee. You picture BBO perfectly. It's a horrific sight, I would imagine.

That's the only species that charges would stick to, as it were, Earl. I've heard BBO claim proudly that variety is the spice of life. Of course, I didn't quite know he was referring to the lads, but hindsight is a valuable thing

Maybe you and he are the same person.......

I read about your beastiality in the paper the other day Uncle Bitter. I bet the lads are very nervous when they spot you in the paddocks wearing nothing more than gumboots.

Jealousy will be the death of you Uncle Bitter. That or or the pickled liver.

Plenty of young ladies to harden me up in the social club after the game Biff

I hear you have a lovely bunch of coconuts as well od.

Hoskin Elliot just re-signed with GWS. Sheil and Treloar are the two left at that club that we should throw the bank at.

Correct Earl. Woolen (in my day) demons jumpers, on a wet day it was like a heavy coat

Sparks Reserve always turned into a lake as soon as a light shower drifted over the eastern suburbs. It's part of a drain system, as you mentioned. The Box Hill oval wasn't much better in its day. I played footy at the Surry Hill ground which was elevated, but forever a muddy bog May - August. The club's social bar was a bad influence for a 16 yr old after the game!

.....for a tree changer.

You moved fom Knockers to Bokers? What a waste bjDee. Go back to where you came from