Moonshadow

The many mothers of his 23 children.....

Thought you were odds on to do that last Sunday Biff after all the beer you guzzled.

That'll encourage him for sure

Biff, the only truth in this complete fiction is BBOs arseless chaps and your arrest. BTW, that child cost me way too much on eBay, might ask for a refund.

Give him an elbow for the team Red. You'll only get a slap on the wrist as penalty.

I have it on good authority that BBO teaches at this school and has been under the pump of late. "Drink a cup of concrete and harden up" is a dead give away....... http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/teacher-barred-from-the-classroom-after-49-complaints-20150427-1muday.html

If I recall with greater accuracy, Uncle Bitter spent the afternoon leering at women nearby, regardless of age, race, religion or se xuality. You are the consummate equal opportunist Bitty. When I commented on a good passage of play of a goal, you brushed my comment off, as your focus was elsewhere. At your age, it's difficult to focus beyond 1 metre. Biffen went out of the beer gates fast, downing about 8 pots in the first hour. The police must have been tailing him from the Gat because there seemed to be a high concentration of the blue brigade in the isles around our seats. I must say, its been a while since I sat next to someone who could shout so loud that the players on the far side wing jumped with fright. I believe I now have permanent hearing loss in my left ear. Thanks Biff. I rang the obscene behaviour phone number, but they put me on hold due to a large number of calls from our bay. BBO, your classy sheila will no longer attend the football with you because of your wretched halitosis, she told me. Apart from the match, my 2 disappointments for the day were: Watching Biff engage in a thespian conversation with the only Freo supporter game enough to sit near us, what a traitor to his class! BBO and Biff stopping beer consumption at 3/4 time despite my demands to toughen up. Soft cooks.

BBO milks any teat he can get his hands on Maple. The rest he subbies out.

Now you are taking the pizz Biff...

Btw, I just found the word 'pyne' online in uban dictionary... "TOP DEFINITION Pyne In Australia, one of the most insulting words you can use. It is an acceptable replacement for most profane or derogatory terms. Derived from education minister Christopher Pyne's name. "Pyne off, you pyneing pynehole." "The Australian government are a pyney useless bunch of pyneing pynes"."

Biff would you still pine for him if he had a tatt that said 'I love mum' or a pic of tweety bird, or maybe a quote from Micky M, eg, "the earth moves slow, but the ox is patient"?

Tu dormis et tempus ambulat.

Got an email from the club promoting a new line: retro woolen jumper, scarf, beanie and DIY knits. Looks good. No lace up jumper, player cap or 3/4 length shorts though. https://thedemonshop.shopdesq.com/100-australian-wool-retro-guernsey-pre-sale-1

Like the new avatar Toady. Where exactly is Bernie's hand?

No Earl, not enough studs or make up.

You know what they say Biff... The Greeks may have invented se x, but the Italians introduced women to it.

BBOs man bun has slipped down and now grows off his back Maple.

Classy? You mean you took your year 9 maths class there? Thank god I wasn't invited! I'm ok with my own company and cheap ways, I don't need social reinforcement from 14 year olds. Some example you are to the future of our great country. #muttonbbo

BBO raging in Brunswick St on a Saturday night. Goes to show how mainstream that strip has become. Unless, of course, it turned around from being mainstream and BBO is changing it to the anti-tree change hot spot.

"Someone disaffected client"? Tsk, tsk, Uncle Bitter.

Can't wait for the cricket season....

But not enough of Curry and Beers' posts...

Kind of illustrates their shallowness if he thinks allegiance to a football club should be based upon picking the shittiest team cause it's 'cool' to support the club that no on else does. Bunch of tossrrs.

Achilles heel? They must be Greek. Never trust the Greeks.

These bloody imported wasps! All our best produce goes to the overseas market. The Mad Monk should get on top of it now! It's a disgrace. Pass me another single malt please lass......