Moonshadow

Collar-jazz-knee?

No, no, no! I'll see myself out...

Drawing the logo? Seriously? Our PR has resorted to kindergarten art displays. What's next, player's names spelling bee? Can't wait for the season to start

Cant wait for R1 so that we can talk about the real things that matter ? Glad that the boys have had 2 wet weather training sessions on a row. Gets them ready for season proper

Better still, plant a dope crop. Biffen can coordinate it

Arcare?

Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling. Take celibacy. This can be a choice in life or a condition imposed by environmental factors. While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Tom and Mary listen to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addresses the men: “Can you each name and describe your wife’s favourite flower?” Tom leans over, touches Mary’s arm gently and whispers, “Self-raising, isn’t it?” Thus begins Tom’s life of celibacy.

Skwosh?

Sounds like Baker will be monitored very closely and carefully. That last hamstring injury must be been a cracker.

Jack reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer does karate with the 10 year old kids and acts like that's ok. Struggling to grow up.

Or stay at the house of your club's GM of football?

Pardon my medical ignorance, but how long does it stay in their system in a detectable state? Ie, wouldn't it show up on random drug tests? Or is it a case of the mysterious 6 week hammy.... ?

Of course he can say that. It's true. A high profile footballer who gets plenty of social media training, as well as training around respect, responsibilty and substance abuse should be smart enough to avoid this behaviour, despite the white powder being legal or consent. As others have said, do you honestly think this is his first snort? The "next person" usually doesn't get this training. I'm not a wowser, seen and done plenty in my youth. Each to their own, but most of us grow up and move on. Jack Watts isn't in his "early days". He's a grown man, nearly 28, been around the block more than most blokes his age, but still acts like a spoilt teenager. If he's embarrassed about his parents or sister seeing the clip, my guess is because it was degrading, irresponsible and immature. What an idiot.

Did you put some of this sauce on top, Uncle?

We got a Febey brother from a mid year draft. 1992, I think.

Apparently he downed 37 beers on the flight home, and stopped over in Munich for Octoberfest

Irony.

Nah, Wingard and Polec will save them...

Yeah, we get its legal and consentual, yadda, yadda, yadda What's "fun" to you might be perceived by others as degrading, irresponsible and lacking maturity. Each to their own Whether he and we like it or not, kids look up to 'stars' like Jack. [censored] loads of no 4 jumpers were sold when he was a Demon, he rode the attention. And to his credit Jack did a lot of hospital visits, clinics, etc, which sits uncomfortably in contrast to this clip. Not forgetting his less defendable SM clips from the past that thankfully haven't made it onto this forum He's a dumb culture killer with the brain of a 14 year old boy. What a waste of ability. Glad he's no longer our problem

I will perform CPR on you for 5 years until it happens Mr Old. You're going to experience another flag, by golly! Stick fat!

Frame it, grease and all

Is it that noticeable standing on the ground? Certainly clear on tv and in the stands. When I've gone on for kick to kick after a game I haven't noticed it.

Cant wait for R1 so we can get rid of this preseason training report argumentative bull [censored].

Actually, Blight was only talking about the five no 1 picks either side of Watts, not the very recent ones. Patton is not comparable due to knee injuries. Boyd was arguably BOG in a premiership... I'd take that over Watts' output any day! However, the gist of what Blight is saying is that Watts has had an underwhelming career and is a waste of a no 1 pick. And he's right. Calling a guy of his pedigree clueless and an imbecile says more about you than him.