Fork 'em

I wanted to turn it off 10mins into the last qr. Could see the writing on the wall. My only surprise is that we didn't actually lose it with 40seconds to go after the Hawthorn leveller. As for learnings. The players are parrots. Brayshaw talked of learnings post game as well. And with all the learnings over the years our parrots are obviously pretty thick.

Nothing I haven't regularly seen over the last 50yrs.

Lucky ... Bloody amazing.

This^ Many of their games were over by the end of the 1st qr. But when teams actually stayed with them they got shaky.

Spargo seems to be the only one. But he just don't get it enough. And I don't get the pocket thing at all. Annoys me no end. Put it out the top of the square and give the crumbers half a chance.

Problem is we have no-one who can deliver an accurate low spearing pass. Not even Salem. Got a midfield of Hail Mary specialists.

Same.

Has been atrocious for far longer than that.

This guy.

Someone suggested in the game day thread we call Clarkeson. I'm down with that.

We are so forken frustrating. Who woulda thought sitting on top of the ladder would make me feel like this.

If that was the criteria we don't have any midfielders.

100% How any-one gets on here and predicts percentage boosters for any game is beyond me.

Which is why we won't be winning no flag. Supporting MFC be like ....

So very Melbourne. Even when we're on top of the ladder we continually [censored] our pants and embarrass ourselves.

Ha, ha .... Forken typical.

Nearly turned it off myself 10mins ago. But I'm a masochist so watch on.

"VINEY OFF ..... ELLINGWORTH ON !!" Another Barrassi.

So Melbourne. Even when we're on top of the ladder we're sheet.

The way we play week to week ... Lets say as a hypothetical we won the flag this year. I'd back it in we'd drop out've the 8 next year. They players would decide they'd done enough and slacken right off. Calling Clarkeson would be a ballsy move but I'd like it. He wouldn't stand for that sheet.

We do that ourselves. Not enough class to slice anyone apart.

Neither of those teams are top of the ladder.

We make hard work of forken everything. So hard to watch.

Problem is .... We can't ever be confident of even that. Honestly, how we're sitting on top of the ladder is a mystery to me.

Cause that's how we roll.