Fork 'em

Problem is we have no-one who can deliver an accurate low spearing pass. Not even Salem. Got a midfield of Hail Mary specialists.

Same.

Has been atrocious for far longer than that.

This guy.

Someone suggested in the game day thread we call Clarkeson. I'm down with that.

We are so forken frustrating. Who woulda thought sitting on top of the ladder would make me feel like this.

If that was the criteria we don't have any midfielders.

100% How any-one gets on here and predicts percentage boosters for any game is beyond me.

Which is why we won't be winning no flag. Supporting MFC be like ....

So very Melbourne. Even when we're on top of the ladder we continually [censored] our pants and embarrass ourselves.

Ha, ha .... Forken typical.

Nearly turned it off myself 10mins ago. But I'm a masochist so watch on.

"VINEY OFF ..... ELLINGWORTH ON !!" Another Barrassi.

So Melbourne. Even when we're on top of the ladder we're sheet.

The way we play week to week ... Lets say as a hypothetical we won the flag this year. I'd back it in we'd drop out've the 8 next year. They players would decide they'd done enough and slacken right off. Calling Clarkeson would be a ballsy move but I'd like it. He wouldn't stand for that sheet.

We do that ourselves. Not enough class to slice anyone apart.

Neither of those teams are top of the ladder.

We make hard work of forken everything. So hard to watch.

Problem is .... We can't ever be confident of even that. Honestly, how we're sitting on top of the ladder is a mystery to me.

Cause that's how we roll.

He isn't one for the flashy stuff but he rarely makes mistakes. Vandenberg might disagree though ?

And not doing enough to get it out. Got tackled and layed there.

Now thats what can happen when ya pop one to the top of the square rather than a forken pocket. Does my head in.

No fuss Spargo.

Was listening to the radio when Ugle-Hagan took a mark and kicked his 1st goal. Commentators went off their heads about how spectacular the mark was. How high, all jump blah, blah, blah. So to the video tape I went. Geez, they carp on. https://www.afl.com.au/video/649173/jamarra-off-the-mark-with-cracking-set-shot?videoId=649173&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1626505480001