Tarax Club

6 Tom MacDonald 5 Max Gawn 4 Steven May 3 Tom Sparrow 2 Kade Chandler 1 Bayley Fritsch Honourable mentions; Jake Bowey Christian Salem Harvey Langford

Too sophisticated for the denizens at the cattery. Give them curds and whey.

Whistle lost it’s pea?

Umpire’s on the payroll

Fullcream x5

Paddy Cross mark of the season! Goal

Momentum very much with sCats this quarter.

Noticed that, many sCats must moonlight at the Moorabool St Theatre.

Retract that. Oooooooooooooooooooooooooze!!!

Yap yap Pup 6 points!

Fullcream back to skim milk

Umpire assist at sCat Park. 2 fairy floss frees = a goal.

Jai Culley is an impact player.

Meanwhile half time down in the Geelong changeroom.

Commentator gets specsavers voucher #14 kicked it.

JackBillings goooooooooooooooooal!

sCats clown 2 flash side steps turns ball over Fullcream x4

Paddy Cross nice mark moves it quickly to Fullcream x3

Sestan’s getting more ball in hand down back. Kick outs help.

Fullarton full cream x2

ex- sCat shows ‘em how.

Decision making and execution needs vast improvement.

After DD’s glowing review Jesse Craven would have to be stiff. Mitch Kirkwood-Scott after his promising performance managed to retain his spot as the 23rd man. The hyphen helps. LG after your monologue on explosive gastro, l’d stick to Middle Eastern ancient civilizations. My reference to porcelain, wasn’t referring to the now, sadly redundant underground men’s, adjacent to the former GPO in Elizabeth Street, after a dodgy chicko roll, (no full stops he’s got the runs). Rather, as a homage to Bazza McKenzie’s alliteration “Point Percy at the Porcelain”. Bailey Laurie of course has his legion of knockers and and a more limited glee club of supporters. But as DD’s in depth review alludes to, if he continues to spray his passes to team mates he is really “taking the [censored]”.

Four changes, so we can add Sergeant O’Rouke, Corporal Agarn and Chief Wild Eagle too.

Don't worry we appear to be in good hands.