Everything posted by Tarax Club
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Casey turnovers punished in red time. Bears goal. -
2nd Quarter appears to be a more contested game than first.
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Jeffo goal assist!
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Switch on the fairy floss machine for two soft frees to bears second kicker couldn’t capitalize.
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Debutants from today’s game include two teenagers and if the information is correct a 32 year old for the cuddly bears. Kobe Shipp a Stingrays products stands at 188 cm. Weight ? Sight unseen beanpole or behomoth? For his personal well-being he won’t be a bantamweight. So assuming he has athletic capabilities we’ll place him in the upper light heavyweight division. Subject to conformation of course. Good luck Kobe!
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Expect Geelong will feel they’ve done their ‘bit’ for the Aussie Rules Northern Frontier. Will go to the AFL pontificate cat in hand obsequiously requesting the dose not to be repeated for another generation.
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☀️’s appear to have adapted well. Taking the opportunity to acclimatise obviously helps. 🪰 in 🪰 out at your peril.
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Well one myth busted. The misconceptions about Darwin’s oppressive heat and high humidity on a 😎 dry season evening? Minimum temperature overnight was 23.9*C, humidity at commencement of game 64%. Demons will play in Perth Sunday 28*C under the hot afternoon Sun. Bring out the comfy chair.
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Don’t speak too soon! The vagaries of the AFL FIXturing will ensure another match some time in the not too distant future.
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Is the holding the ball ‘rule’. Still in the rule book? The largesse allowed seems to favour some teams over others. Especially those with monograms, very dark colours or over the Pentridge wall strip. Interpretations include a gamut of possibilities. From 360* + rotations to a near 720* double swings. Free release of the ball without correct disposal if dislodged in the tackle, to the no prior opportunity guillotine you’re gone. Good tackles are not frequently rewarded, the default choice is the inevitable ball up. Although it seems free kicks are given freely for the best Hollywood performances from those caught in possession. Another bane of contention is the lack of consistent objective umpiring. The premium league in the land, has professional players with part-time paid ‘amateurs’ doing the adjudicating. A professional college of umpires is well overdue. Drop the $$$ spent on inferior Cyclops technology and re-establish the credibility of goal umpires too.
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Body mass has disappeared from the public purview subject to the new hysteria about self image. Is Time now on the chopping block of societal sensitives as well? My mass seems to increase with time (sigh)... since mass increases with increased velocity then it stands to reason that you can lose weight by sitting on the couch watching AFL 360.
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With the climatic conditions here, the local AHA mafia, plus the government interventions DD. (Present your ID as a fit and honourable citizen prior to purchase and a floor price). Its quaff it ASAP before somebody changes their mind.
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Have you being cellaring that DDD?
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Shane McAdam may get the call up too. Bracket the offensive, defensive performances at Casey in recent weeks. Plus a Hail Mary and sprinkle some of Jake B’s pixie dust about for good measure. addendum; just read WCW’s post. Straight from the horses mouth. May have to reign in expectations.
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AFL’s Lex Luthor with the double-handed Cripp-o-nite hold on Clarry. Interviewed after Thursday nights game, he agreed been pinged twice for on field transgressions was ‘unexpected’. But added Visy production of brown paper bags was now back to ‘normal.
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Ben Brown influential but throw those boots out. 2 goals 6 behinds or thereabouts. Shane McAdam a way off. Jeffo getting more involved. Mitch White a power of work.
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Mitch White showing the way that quarter. Tholstrup getting involved too. Whole team effort is up.
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Goal!!! White
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Tommy Fullarton converts!
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Kolt two!
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Big straight goal Kolt!
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Is this mob following last night’s script?
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