Buzzy

What a flaccid, unlikeable, heartless mess of a team the Demons are in 2019. The players don't care, they're not playing for the coach or the fans. How do you go from 100 points a week to 1 goal in a half? It's like our mandate was to assemble a bunch of blokes with the lowest possible footy IQ and kicking skills the AFL has ever seen all on one list. Shocking recruitment. Gawn, get out while you still can.

We should be 6 goals down. This begs the question yet again re Inside 50 delivery. Are our players complete morons or are the coaches just inept at building a forward strategy? I suspect a nicely balanced combo.

Had an absolute shocker. Didn't look interested, skills pathetic all game, had the cement boots on too.

Well, that was the worst s*#t I've ever seen. So many questions. Why did Frost play on at the top of the 50? How did Harmes not reach the goals with that kick? How could McDonald miss that mark? If anything, this game just confirmed how utterly woeful we are as a football club. Pure luck that we won that. We have so many substandard players on our list right now it's frightening. Shudder to think what might happen next week.

Mark the f'n ball McDonald! JESUS CHRIST

Keilty. Another inspirational selection.

Worst I've seen Brayshaw play.

and Stretch by this showing tonight

I think I actually want us to lose at this point, it's the only way things are going to change.

Frost has been alright tonight

Brayshaw is putrid tonight. One of many.

FUMBLE FUMBLE GOAL

Because he can't play anywhere else

Pretty rare that every commentator in the box agrees on something, but they all agreed it hadn't crossed the line. As did the third umpire. As did everyone except for you, Stevie Wonder.

Jones hacks the last kick inside 50 Brayshaw handballs to someone under extreme pressure Oscar just completely fresh-airs an uncontested spoil up the other end CLASSIC DEES I LOVE IT ?

That'd be right. Just as Hibberd regains form he cracks a collarbone. We're cursed. Cancel 2019 please.

Keilty must be minus 30 Supercoach points, he's poison tonight

Seriously. Hore is literally our only player in 2019 who can win an aerial contest. What has happened to us.

We're being outmarked EVERYWHERE ...and fumbling everything else ?‍♂️

'Already Peter Wright's best game for the year' Jesus.

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You should probably get your eyes tested.. You do realise to be a goal it has to clear the line? ?

Gold Coast's strategy is clear: Play through whoever Oscar is playing on. #football101

is Keilty as bad as he looks?

Why. Why do I have to watch Oscar spud it up every single week. And the same old atrocious forward entries, it never gets better!