Buzzy

Game plan: Be horribly conservative, but also be sure to panic at all times.

If you see Oliver standing the mark, just play on every time. The guy will NOT put pressure on.

Tom McDonald's timing is so woefully off, we're just carrying dead wood at the moment. Carlton have SO MUCH time on the ball now. I'm almost at a point where I hope we lose, so some meaningful change finally happens at the club. This has been sad to watch after quarter time.

We're better off just kicking it along the ground and hoping for the best at the moment.

How did he miss Harmes getting 50 and then getting blatantly blocked on his way to down to take the kick? It's a clear second 50 and certain goal when we had all the momentum. Ridiculous he let that go.

FFS Jones. If you can't see a forward target then why call for the handball receive? Then kick to nothing? This is our most senior player, what hope do we have if that's the example? 2 goal turnaround FFS

Zero composure all over the field. We're lucky to still be in front against a rabble.

Sloppy panicked Melbourne of old. Any danger of not letting the Carlton kick out player run all the way to the 50 without any pressure? Pressure has dropped off completely and so have our 'skills'. ? DANGER SIGNS

more than ever, but he still has no polish and that hurts us as a team. We are so light on for skilled players. If we're going to improve we can carry players with sub-par skills.

Neal-Bullen continues to be a chain killer. Every period of good clean possession ends when he gets it. It's either a fumble or a ridiculous attempt at a handball.

I hope we lose by 150 points next week. I don't know why, but this list don't want to play under Goodwin. If we don't make a change, yet another year will be completely wasted. Unwatchable heartless sh*t.

Cue Goody with: 'We never gave up and showed some improvement in the last quarter. Week to week we are improving.' ?

As an ex captain of this club, he's more than entitled to his opinion. If you don't want to be constantly reminded of how bad the Demons are going, I'd suggest not ever turning on your TV or opening a newspaper. We are woeful at the moment. Best you get used to it.

of course I turned it on straight after the 3 wickets in 11 balls ... and now I'm going to sit here for hours and watch a huge partnership build - I guarantee it. Still better than watching the Dees though.

Not exactly sure what you were expecting to see? This is literally a forum for people in their armchairs to discuss things after the event - and you may have noticed the season isn't going super well for us right now.

Wow Smith. I can see really why they call you Bull, the way you always compete.

Midfield says hi

The Eel has been spudding it up all year. Now he decides to have a breakout game. ?‍♂️

Just one centre clearance? please?

WHY? Why is it so hard to take our time to hit up a simple lead in the forward line? When has bombing it ever worked? They don't even try!

here comes the tsunami of consecutive goals, start counting #draftpicks

Lol Tmac. The one time a chest mark would have been acceptable. ?

He has looked a class above today in terms of disposal.

yes, experience plays a part of the vast difference in class between May and Oscar. There you go we've talked about it.

He's like an anti Ablett Jr in terms of ball retention.