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'Dance like nobody's puking at the sight Sing like you can't hear the dogs howling at you Laugh like you just saw a cream pie thrown in Christopher Pine's face Love like you don't care that you'll lose 50% of your assets in the end'

Don't poke the frog!

To take the palate away from ethanol cravings, I can recommend some of the flavoured green teas which I found in the Colesworth recently. Never been a tea fan (of any sort) in my life until now. Helps get through the odd AFDs, though doubt they could sustain me for a week, let alone a month. Latest ones I found are Mandarin Orange, and Passion Raspberry. Haven't managed to find a banana one yet!

Given BBO refers to them as 'the lads', I think the milk might be baby juice. And the cheese would have to be blue vein!

Hey Fred, the scooter thread doesn't have anywhere enough street cred to be interbred with this thread!

That is too funny to just be acknowledged as a 'like'.

Hey BB, when you get a chance, whip out that French dictionary of yours and let me know the Francaise for 'sour grapes'. That's what my wife is having tonight.

Looking forward to reading the training / match report from Wongs. Who is showing good form during the preseason? Who has built up their guns in the off season? Who had the best 'bleep' test? Who was in the rehab group next day? Who polled in the BOG votes? Was Saty really there on the sidelines? And we're the banana fritters actually performance enhancing? Cmon guys - surely R&B Beard was riding past and can report something at least?

Or you could change your name to Jaffa.

Still impressed with Crint's effort though.....

BBO - had you pegged for having a bit more nouse than that. You really have to ask? Ok - you're kicked out of Mensa when they see your post. And for the record, in case the wife is reading this, I'm hoping the photos were taken at Flemington and so she looks like a rose.....

It reminds me of her too, Crint. Now for it to remind me of my wife, the photographer who took the shot would have to turn around 180 degrees to face the track.

Same drug DC. Endone is the brand and oxycodone is the active ingredient. Endone brand is immediate release. OxyContin brand of oxycodone is delayed release. And yes you are right about its source and precautions.

That would be Endone, Jazz. Good stuff.

Don't judge a book by its avatar, OD my friend.

Correct. By my reckoning, and with the good grace of Huey, I am 60% done and the best 40% still to come - at least what I will be able to remember of it.

Reckon I'm old enough too OD. I was alive for the last premiership.

So you guys enjoy frying up someone's grandma? Or is that a nanna? Anyway, it sounds like it will be ''grab a granny' night at Wongs.

Hogwash. The biggest concern is that the Bombers (redacted) (censored) (withdrawn) (lawyered) (sanitised) thread is making an attempt to catch this one with no. of posts. Now more than ever, we need to non-T$ our way clear of that all-too-serious thread and really up the ante on innane drivel if we are to keep this thread in prime position. Come on D'landers - shoulders to the keyboard and get those posts rolling!

Surely there must be a 'Molly' among the DL usernames. Who else would you choose to do the Countdown?

∞ The footballer formerly known as 'H'.

He's not the only one DC. Had me too.

There are 2 explanations: Red has often been adding the digits together: 1+0=1 The second is more complicated : is zero really a figure at all?

Not trying hard enough Crint!

You guys have obviously not watched enough episodes of South Park to come across some classic ones. Sometimes the humour is puerile, but other times it is inspired and fantastically funny. Both types are good on their day and depending on the mood of the viewer (or how many drinks they've had).