Everything posted by Juicebox
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Post Game: Rd 5 v St. Kilda
I used to hurt after a loss. But I'm just too tired and confused to genuinely take this crap to heart anymore.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 04 vs Sydney
Can Oscar just [censored] off already? Give me Petty. Give me Keilty. Anyone but that guy.
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Farewell Jesse Hogan
I'm curious, what do you know about his mates?
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Opposition Watch: Rd 1 vs Port Adelaide
Lol I thought he was talking about jimmy toumpas!
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Photo of the Day
Could be worse, he could be wearing a thor jumper
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Bulldogs "Thor" Guernsey
I find it quite easy to take the moral high ground on this one. Whilst, for a number of reasons, i hate that we sell games to the NT for money, I can appreciate the community work the club gets involved with. Yes, money is the primary source of motivation for us going up there, but at least there is some sort of substance to it. This 'thor' jumper is a cheap and tacky ploy to make a quick buck, while at the same time keeping the AFLs new baby (marvel) happy. Talk about selling your soul to the devil... And to say they're "doing it for the kids". Get stuffed thats the reason they're doing it. Ah footscray... hang your head in shame you pack of sellouts.
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POSTGAME: JLT 02 vs Brisbane
I just googled 'compound fracture' Yuk.
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GAMEDAY: JLT 02 vs Brisbane
Yeh i know right. It'll probably be more like 8-12...
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WELCOME TO DEMONLAND - NATALIE PORTMAN
Apparently norf have already offered her 5 years at $1.2 mil a year
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Finals Tickets
The club really should've sent out a pamphlet to all members weeks ago, explaining how to purchase finals tickets...
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Brendon Goddard
You know what's really funny? Four years ago and we'd actually be having a legit conversation about recruiting an over-the-hill brendan goddard... Goddamn we have a come a long way. What a time to be alive!
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Who Do You Want ?
Surely its a no brainer? Geelong. We owe it to ourselves to go out and absoloutely belt those smug bastards.
- GAMEDAY - Round 22
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The Elephant in the Room
I think there's layers to this story and thats definitely one of the chunkier parts of it. Are we a united team/club or are we fractured?
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Melbourne and Matthews
If there is to be a silver lining to Brayshaw getting his face caved in, then hopefully its the thugs from yesterday getting called out for what they are. Seeing a jolly Leigh Matthews going about his business in the media all of sudden leaves a foul taste in my mouth. I never saw him play, but I've seen the statue and heard of him as "the greatest player of all time". But now i know, he was just a scumbag and thats how he should be remembered as a footballer.
- Match Preview and Team Selection - Round 21
- Match Preview and Team Selection - Round 21
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Premiership Points Ladder 2000 - 2018
Yep ive thought long and hard about it. As a Melbourne supporter theres a part of me that gets off on the pain. This thread is seriously doin it for me.
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Melksham Injures Hamstring
Not at all. But when a player goes down, it provides an opportunity for another to step up. I mean would Brayshaw have been able to have cemented his spot in the middle if Viney hadnt missed all this footy? I'd love to see AVB get a crack at it. Stayin positive about this one.
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Melksham Injures Hamstring
I like Melksham and what he brings to the team, but this could be a bit of a bleesing. Feel like our forward lines been functioning a bit predictably and gone a tad stale since that purple patch a couple of months ago. Could be good to bring in a fresh face for a coupla weeks. *Cough* vandenberg.
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Dees give up Booze
One things for certain, Clarry will well and truly deserve a bev or 2 come the end of the season.
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My 3 word player analysis V StKilda
Nitpicking over individual performances is pointless after a game like todays. We got beat by a team that was better on the day. That being said, Dom Tyson sucks.
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Is Daisy the best special comments person?
Insightful. Nice tone to her voice. Is a demon. Love Daisy.
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Wallace Urges Adelaide to Target Lever
Already know what we’re gunna get tomorrow... crows will come out and just before the bounce there’ll be a bit of ‘push n shove’. Commentators will wet their pants. Game starts. Play on. Yeh you sure showed Jake Lever, d-heads... I think the best thing to do to get inside his head, would be absolutely nothing. Don’t say a word. No cute little jumper punches. Nothing.
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DOES VINCE GET ANOTHER YEAR
Does Vince get another year? My heart says yes. Gut says no. Head says wait another 4 months and see how things play out.