Bitter but optimistic

Big bodied midfielder I'm guessing.

Yep. Just another lunatic in the asylum.Well maybe one of the better class lunatics.

Just to remind you all of my pathetic year on the punt. I put 50.00 on Melb, last year to make the 8 !!! What do they say about a [censored] and his money?

Give me some credit for good taste Moon. I wouldn't be caught dead in any of that stuff!

I don't think having dealings with Miss Palmer will help in stain removal.

Now some narrow minds (aka Moonshadow) will consider this distasteful DC but I'm sure you will accept this advice in the spirit in which it is given. I can't actually speak for Betadine but certain , shall we say stains of a personal nature, can never be fully removed from undergarments. My best advice is to put them in a charity bin and replace with items stolen from a poorly guarded clothesline.

I tried to PM him last night but it bounced back.

Have you forgotten? The national alpaca show is in Bendigo mid October? However, if you must go to the wedding encourage your son to be a bigamist - we need all the members we can get.

Perhaps Lord Weaver could lead us in prayer.

BTW, any heard from DC. He was due have an intimate moment with a surgeon about now. Wonder if they made him remove those underpants? ABSA DC, hope all went well. The lads are quite concerned.

I now have about $1 my account plus the sense not to top it up until approx 2021.

How is the red going OD?

Thanks OD. I feel better now.

Call me stupid but I still had $51.00 in my Sportsbet account and, you guessed it. I invested $50.00 on the dees. Stamp DH on my forehead.

Depends on how many reds I've scoffed by that time. The on/off button could be beyond me!

How much can a teddy bear?

The "lads" will be disappointed too. They are always looking for fresh meat.

Great idea Red. However, it needs to be informal - I don't want to be signing autographs but I want people to feel free to touch my robe.

You know how it is DC. In one ear out the other.

I suppose that would be a change from the withered and flacid type that frequent the Gat?

Puppies my arse. Get a real beast that stomps the shite out of foxes.

I know what you mean. Join DC in hospital. Get a valve or two removed. It couldn't be much worse.

The lads are having a zen moment just now. I'll pass on your comments at a more appropriate time.

Just want to clear the air DC (you know, just in case). The "lads" forgive you for that scandalous post about the foxes and culling etc. They have moved on.

Ah well as the Christain Brothers taught me , we can all use a little self abu improvement.