Bitter but optimistic

We may need a nostalgic return to the days of yore dc when a torn up newspaper had to suffice for those specific ablutions. Off course good old Henry V111 had a more innovative solution He employed a Royal ..... err .... wiper to do the job

I was just in a coffee shop and the Sheila in front of me ordered a “ half strength lactose free latte with ice” FMD

The Local supermarket is currently sans toilet tissue dc ! A ridiculous situation as this corona virus thing would never be granted permission to enter the bucolic surrounds of Romsey

I always buy a members polo top but I haven't seen them this year. Anyone know if they're available?

I’m surprised Max didn’t give himself a vote for the Brownlow!!

You’d have thought that , like the players, the umps would be practising what they were going to preach in the main season They were deplorable and confusing. I hope it’s not a sign of things to come!

I don’t get it. Punching , by definition, is a deliberate act

I didn’t know that. I watched the game. That is pure bull [censored]. Who copped the fine?

Moonie’s gooney bag would likely contain enough salmonella to hospitalise a decent MCG crowd

That’s only because you are too tightarsed to ever open a bottle Moonie

I reckon I’ve bought worse communicable diseases to the footy than coronavirus!

I would listen to the pressers LDC if some techno whiz could ensure that we hear the questions the coach is answering FMD. We dropped a bloke on the moon 50 years ago - can it be that difficult?

I’d like winning “ to become recognisable to supporters” !

Maybe od but with the new kid showing a bit, and the experienced Brown in the wings, Weid will have to be versatile.

He certainly looks the goods but I suspect he’ll spend a fair bit of time at Casey to gain experience

Agree entirely wayne. I am really impressed with this kid - he's clearly got football smarts.

Depends on the Quality of the twerking mono !

I’m really excited too In fact I’ve instructed the maid to give me a jolly good twerking when we are wonderfully victorious

Yeah, fair enough od. I was at training wth @Moonshadow just after kk arrived He was a really affable and keen young bloke. He was setting himself to play wing. Sad business

Outstanding optimism !

With the extent of his ongoing concussion issues, I reckon kk is done. Sad, but given the possible future implications , it might be for the best

With the right .... err weapons... that issue can be corrected

Depends whether he’s on a stimulated development program!

And man buns … surely?

Daisy, my unrequited love misses out? How can that be? Demonland , you deserve a jolly good thrashing!!