P-man

Surely May and Lever are entering the AA discussion. Pity they don’t select two headed monsters or they’d be a shoe in.

It’s what he was saying at halftime. Almost all credit going one way. Turned him off after the game. His plastic mug annoys me.

Was hilarious when they cut to Mooney who called it one of the best defensive performances he’s ever seen. Completely contradicting Brereton’s narrative. Biased buffoon who is incapable of looking past his distaste for Melbourne.

Epic. Please stay Pets.

No words

Let’s see if that absolute donkey Brereton can keep a straight face if he again claims that Geelong are kicking themselves out of it.

What a kick.

We don’t have enough dangerous players when the ball hits the ground i50. It’s Pickett or no-one at the moment.

The Clarry interview was the best part of the night. He doesn’t often get in front of the cameras but as long as he isn’t being bombarded, he generally gives us an insight into his character. Funny, self-effacing , generous, and just basically very likeable. Also a rare props to Seven for not overtly probing into his mental health and “how he’s doing off the field”. Only he truly knows if he’s in a good headspace or not. But it certainly seems like he’s doing just fine.

Windsor subbed for Laurie. How Petty is still on the field I don’t know.

Why am I not surprised that boofhead Taylor didn’t know who General Lee was.

Disco dominating.

Gawn and a handful of defenders are legitimately the only ones worthy of votes so far.

“So Lingy, any conditions you can attribute this atrocity to?”

I’m officially worried about Windsor’s kicking.

What is this rubbish? It’s like they all learned how to kick a footy last week.

Deserved. Silly and unnecessary from Koz. Copt the week and move on.

I used to hate it when oppo fans would say they beat us “without getting out of first gear” but it applies here. Outside of Maysie and Trac doing Maysie and Trac things, it kinda felt like we did that with ease. Crows threw the kitchen sink at us and we were the schoolyard bully holding them back at arm’s length. Feels good.

May our best player so far playing with broken ribs. Superstar.

That one handed grab from Trac and finish from Koz deserved a better commentator than BT.

He’s absolutely the greatest ruckman since Cox. The debate is really how he compares with Cox. This is from a Hawks supporter on Bigfooty. I echo these sentiments: ‘Gawn is the best ruckman ever.... Up there with Polly. Definitely the best in my time of watching the footy. Better than Madden. Better than Stynes. Better than Cox. It's just incredible to see someone 209cm tall who thinks so quickly on his feet and uses his hands so skilfully to win the contested ball and get it over to Petracca, Oliver, Viney, etc with clever handballs and tap ons. He is a unicorn. Weird thing to say about a 6-time All Australian & premiership captain, but I still don't think people really appreciate just how good he is. Taken for granted, I think. His brilliant play isn't eye-popping like a Naitanui. He is just a natural footballer who provides a steady stream of excellence for the Dees. Great endurance running too, to get up and down the ground like he does. Works his [censored] off. You don't notice his running like the quick 198cm-200cm guys, but he is a hell of an athlete. Fit as f**k. 32 years old and still blowing up his younger adversaries. Runs up and down the ground and racks up the disposals like Dean Cox Always get the first hand to the ball for the hitout and provides his mids with an armchair ride... just like Aaron Sandilands. Gives his team a 4th midfielder in the centre square clearance battles... just like Nick Naitanui Controls games with big pack marks across half back line.... just like Jimmy Stynes Goes forward and takes huge marks inside fifty and kicks goals... just like Simon Madden He's got the lot! Just always involved in the action like no ruckman I've ever seen.‘

He can’t shake the “Melbourne are a soft walkover club” mantra. He’s run with it for too long to turn his back on it now and damn any evidence to the contrary. It’s pathetic. He does seem to genuinely love Max although I’m sure he wishes he wore just about any other jumper.

The ‘steal’ debate is an interesting one. I get the statistical argument but on the eye test it just felt like a classic game of momentum swings. We arrested theirs when we needed to and took full advantage of ours when we had them. Not to mention coming home with a wet sail which should be praised in any sport. As Max himself noted we are often on the other end of those types of battles so a refreshing change and a damn good win.

Also is there a dentist shortage in Adelaide? Some of those crowd shots were the stuff of nightmares.