P-man

Tim Watson is going to make this unbearable. Can’t hide his glee when we’re losing.

Good team on paper. Come on boys let’s get this done.

I know it’s grossly unfair to focus on one player after that train wreck, but if McAdam is picked again next week I may vomit with rage.

Enjoyed the awe in Dangerfield’s voice when talking about Gawn. Marshall is meant to be one of the elite rucks going around and Max treated him with disdain. It shouldn’t get lost that we are watching an all time great every week.

That was awesome from Bowser

This is almost comical. Two teams that don’t know how to score.

This game has zero entertainment value. Also please no more McAdam after today.

This is awful to watch. They’ve flooded back and we can’t find targets. Rebounding out, kick to no one, turn it over, we kick it back in, rinse and repeat.

This mob are actually worse than I thought. No excuse not to turn this into a percentage boost.

Love seeing Tommo back in the team.

6. Viney 5. Nibbler 4. Chandler 3. Salem 2. Gawn 1. Pickett We were awful, and some of the above were far from great, but they all had a genuine dip.

I’ll have no problem with any talking head putting a line through us after this performance. Absolutely abysmal.

Schofield applauding an arm chop. Commentary has been laughably bad.

Really not seeing it with McAdam. Didn’t see it at the Crows and not seeing it here. Weird signing.

Biggest positive of the comeback: Schofield not talking.

Will Schofield needs to stfu. You’re not commentating on Eagles tv you muppet.

Just like last week it’s going to be Trac who brings us back into it.

Did they expect a walkover? It looks like we’ve gone in completely underprepared.

2nd worst quarter for CP in 3 years. Sounds about right.

Someone give a Clarry a rocket. Or a hug. Whatever works. Just get him to wake up please. We’re getting killed.

We’ve been utterly destroyed this quarter.

*mumbles* …well done Hunty.

At least we brought our kicking boots. Koz looks on.

My kingdom for a centre clearance.

lol how was that not a free to Trac. Bad sign for umpiring today.