P-man

This mob are actually worse than I thought. No excuse not to turn this into a percentage boost.

Love seeing Tommo back in the team.

6. Viney 5. Nibbler 4. Chandler 3. Salem 2. Gawn 1. Pickett We were awful, and some of the above were far from great, but they all had a genuine dip.

I’ll have no problem with any talking head putting a line through us after this performance. Absolutely abysmal.

Schofield applauding an arm chop. Commentary has been laughably bad.

Really not seeing it with McAdam. Didn’t see it at the Crows and not seeing it here. Weird signing.

Biggest positive of the comeback: Schofield not talking.

Will Schofield needs to stfu. You’re not commentating on Eagles tv you muppet.

Just like last week it’s going to be Trac who brings us back into it.

Did they expect a walkover? It looks like we’ve gone in completely underprepared.

2nd worst quarter for CP in 3 years. Sounds about right.

Someone give a Clarry a rocket. Or a hug. Whatever works. Just get him to wake up please. We’re getting killed.

We’ve been utterly destroyed this quarter.

*mumbles* …well done Hunty.

At least we brought our kicking boots. Koz looks on.

My kingdom for a centre clearance.

lol how was that not a free to Trac. Bad sign for umpiring today.

Someone show Scott the expected scores. Talking about the easy chances they missed while paying no mind to the plethora of ones that we missed. What an absolute plonker.

Hopefully so. Assuming he does a good job. Not getting anything close to a decent run at it with their injuries.

Ooz coaching the Tigers is annoying. I can’t revel in them being smacked to quite the same degree.

This was bizarre. The deranged look on her face made it even more unsettling.

Max also CLEARLY had his arm pinned when competing for the ball near the boundary with the umpire a few metres away with a direct line of sight.

I kinda love how we showed Hawthorn’s keepings off gameplan from earlier in the year can work successfully. You just need players in the back half who don’t turn it over under the slightest amount of pressure. I also kinda love making smug statements like the above.

Loved our tackling tonight. We tackled with intent. It was like Vines gave everyone a pre-game blood transfusion.