P-man

Wtf was Goodwin thinking not playing Melk last week? Ridiculous.

Spargo had his head taken off then.

If Fritta comes on and proceeds to jog around half interested I swear to god.

This mob aren’t even that good.

It’s genuinely amusing to hear a commentator every week marvel at what Max does. Almost like they forget just how good he is. This week it was Adam Simpson with Pavlich playing the supporting role. Next week it will be someone else. It’s fine to entertain the historical significance of Farmer or Stynes. Madden was a very different type of player. Cox v Gawn has been a legitimate conversation. But it’s time. Max Gawn is the GOAT. It’s okay to say it.

Hopefully Kozi is watching this game.

Ridiculous finish.

Seriously impressive second half no matter the opposition.

Huh? How is that not 50? number 22 runs into the frame Ah. That’s how.

‘How do you defeat Max Gawn?’ You don’t, Kingy. You don’t.

Viney seriously. How.

Well done Chin!!

Umps need to put the whistle away ffs.

Better start. Finally look to have woken up.

‘Vomit to the goal square.’ One of the great typos. Unless it wasn’t a typo. Also fitting.

Trac and Oliver aren’t even convincing in pretending to give a [censored]. Credit to the players out there who care and are keeping us competitive.

Petracca has the highest number of finger points on the ground.

I really hate this version of Clarry.

Only way we looked like kicking one tbh.

Great performance. Great win. Goodwin’s words felt empty leading in but credit where it’s due. They lifted and got it done.

Max needs to do something about his set shots within 30. It was cute at first but it’s a complete joke now.

Please stay Koz. I love you, if that helps.

Bowey BOG so far. Pretty comfortably too.

Oh [censored] off Bolton.

Really? You can’t miss Koz leading up there. You’re an AFL player. You’re not entitled.