P-man

Hey an AFL player kicked the goal from 40 out dead in front. Hooray.

Please Fox. Get that muppet Stringer’s mugshot outside the vicinity of Petracca’s.

Gonna be cheering hard for the Weid tonight.

6. Jackson - clear BOG when we needed someone to stand up and arrest their momentum and performed very strongly throughout. Please sign Dogga. Pretty please. 5. Trac 4. Bowey 3. Oliver 2. Nib 1. May

Dermott would’ve been out of his chair if Cyril had kicked that Kozzie goal. Instead his entire focus went to the tackling technique of the defender.

I decided to take a shot every time he said “Bull” and I’ve just rung 000.

Yeah I’m done with Hunt.

Mrs Brayshaw currently watching from behind the couch.

Nibbler has been decent so far.

He rang me up to ask/remind me to renew my membership (I was lazy this year). I agreed to renew and told him not to ever leave us so safe to say he’s locked in for life.

Loves a celebration

Big Benny

Dogga our best this quarter by a country mile.

Yep, just spotted him.

Viney yet to touch the sherrin.

Geeze, they’ve had every call go their way so far.

So I guess the key to getting Brereton to finally speak glowingly about Melbourne was win a flag.

Nev Jetta is the pies defensive line coach today. Gross. Love the guy but that first glimpse of him in a pies polo was all kinds of wrong.

I liked Trac commenting about the look in his eyes when walking back to the centre after his dribble goal. He literally looked like a man possessed. One of several iconic moments from that day. Great production btw. Congrats to those involved.

Let’s win it from here just for the lulz.

Cripps is an insanely large human.

After watching highlights of the match sim, I am fearful for the well-being of other sides. Hopefully they can seek counsel from friends and family after playing us.

Back again ladies and gents. Time to rub your balls and gaze into them. It’s not weird. It’s science. Who would’ve thought that predicting a Melbourne premiership is now the safe bet, as opposed to the one-eyed ramblings of a mad person? Ask Santa for some precognitive powers and place your predictions posthaste. Join this good looking bunch of elite ball gazers. DCB honour roll 2016 - wretched sylph 2017 - ding 2018 - Skuit 2019 - Demon Dude 2020 - Bring-Back-Powell 2021 - deebug/The Oracle (copy and paste) MFC predictions Ladder position at the end of the H&A season (1 point): Position at the end of the season e.g. stage of finals (1 point): B&F top 5 (1 point for correct inclusion, 1 point for correct place): 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. (1 point each) B&F Best Young Player: B&F Coaches Award: Leading goalkicker: Most marks: (1 point for correct guess, -1 for incorrect guess) All Australian MFC 40-man squad selections: All Australian MFC final 22 selections: (Exact guess is 5 points, within 1 is 4 points etc.) Number of… Ben Brown goals: Jack Viney tackles: Max Gawn Brownlow votes: Biggest winning margin: Other non-obvious MFC predictions (1 point each): AFL predictions (1 point each) Premier: Runner-up: Wooden spoon: Biggest mover up the ladder: Biggest slider down the ladder: Brownlow medal: Norm Smith medal: Coleman medal: Rising star:

Tallied up the numbers. Congrats to @deebug and the appropriately named @The Oracle for sharing the honours this year. Big props to deebug for predicting the largest winning margin of 98 points exactly. DCB honour roll 2016 - wretched sylph 2017 - ding 2018 - Skuit 2019 - Demon Dude 2020 - Bring-Back-Powell 2021 - deebug/The Oracle Other honourable mentions:

It still takes some getting used to seeing oppo fans drop his name alongside Dusty, Danger, Bont and Fyfe. He’s now in that bracket and he’s far from done.