Davey - hello? invisible cloak tonight or what?
Jamar, Martin - big and bloody useless. If you are 800-foot tall in marking contest with a bloke half your size you should pluck one occasionally instead of flapping around around on the ground like a fish. Martin has lost me completely, he has less use than the old screen door on a submarine
Moloney, Jones - showcase for your detractors tonight, pitiful excuse for hard midfielders and leaders
Bate - continues to be an absolute waste of space, do something, ANYTHING
Strauss - not an AFL footballer, will be gone soon
Warnock - just disappear please
Trengove - is a gun but what went wrong tonight looked positively rubbish
and last but certainly not least, the bloke that nobody mentions at times like these, golden boy Watts. Absolutely blessed with gifts most players would kill for but not blessed with the gift to actually have any impact on the match. We were still in it when Jurrah took a screamer in the centre of the centre of the ground and pinpointed it to him all on his own with plenty of time, perfect opportunity for a game-turning goal like a champion would do, did he kick it? Of course not! Absolute embarrassment tonight
well played Jurrah and Maric, to a lesser extent Jetta and Bennell, most of the rest, harden up and get your heads on straight or GTFO