Dr. Gonzo

I thought it was gastro? They certainly pooped themselves

Just on Viney he looked dead early in the 2nd and within 10 seconds was up and running it off. He is not human.

Seriously he is a f l o g Maybe they were sick again?

Petty marked everything that came near him but Roo seemed to be doing the same early. He faded and had a couple of moments he'd like back but if he can mature into the player we think he will and Petty sticks around they can be a pretty formidable duo with Fritsch, Koz, Chandler and McAdam when he debuts around them

Has a bit of mongrel too, doesn't take a backwards step or mind giving some lip back to the opposition.

And was being held/scragged at every ruck and marking contest. And copped a knee to the head. Never mind, he just shrugs it off and keeps going, if he's not the best ruck of all time he goes very bloody close. Only Dean Cox, Simon Madden and Big Jimmy are on his level in my time watching I reckon.

I didn't see it did he seriously say "the Cats kicked themselves out of it"? He is absolutely delusional, the fact Melbourne is a great, consistent side has shattered his reality and he is scrambling to grab onto something to help make it make sense.

Go you [censored] Demons!!! What a great win, Petty, May, Lever, Max all huge. Spewing I wasn't there, the crowd seemed electric in the last 10 minutes Fritta!!!!

Any chance we can get @binman to teach these channel 7 nuffies a thing or 2 on commentary? For ex-players and people who watch the game for a living none of them have any idea. Specifically about why our stats look different to prior years and how we "just find a way to hang on" despite the stats not looking great 🙄

And a home base at Arden St 🤮

I'm sure the AFL won't be surprised when all our players turn and do the same to their Geelong opponents at the first siren next Saturday? Only a little tickle.

And Salem

Yeah but is Pickett a good bloke? 😉

What happened with the Marlon Pickett/Oliver incident? Just saw Oliver down on his haunches and Viney remonstrating with Pickett but of course no replay on the screen - anything on the TV for those playing at home?

What happened to our forward pressure? It was a staple of our game in 2021 and seems miles away now. I get we are playing a different style but we still shouldn't be letting teams waltz it out with ease.

Jack Watts 2.0. The least physical big man I've seen for some time. Always happy with a regulation 43 point win but my god some of the footy on display especially in the first half was woeful. Can't blame fatigue on this one!

Where?

Brisbane player last night jumped in the air and collected someone in the head - can't remember who, did anyone see it? Must get a week going by Kozzies suspension.

Port Adelaide Pretenders

And he didn't even bring Lever flowers and a bottle of wine 🙄

Saints are pretenders, a pretty B grade list overall. Dogs had the heat on all week, were gonna come out firing, glad I backed them (and didn't make the mistake of flipping last minute like I did last week when I initially backed the Bombers 🤬) Dogs aren't going anywhere either mind you, two really vanilla teams who put on a snooze fest. Compromising the fixture with 5 day breaks so we can put on games like this no one wants to watch?

But they keep telling us how great everything is and their lackeys in the media are so glowing in their appraisal of how wonderful everything is like their week long [censored] up in Adelaide despite the further inequities it creates in the fixture. Loyalty to the MFC is being superceded by my hate for the AFL.

Did he say they should also call Rozee after throwing himself back when tackled by Rivers?

ROOOOOOO!!!!

An absolute farce. I'll always love the sport of Australian Football but I've fallen out of love with the league, just a corrupt organisation.