The Backyard Charizard

That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen! He is open.... Running in from 50m to an open goal.... Surely he will kick a score.... No.... He stabs it 15m onto the chest of the only opposition around him! The kid is an absolute classic example of how bad sperm can come from top blokes!!

Never a more honest word has ever been posted!!

I was gonna use the same term YM, but I felt it was disrespectful to retarded people!

Jamar did 3 good things today.... 1. He tapped the ball to Davey which resulted in a goal to Dunn... 2. He put his body on the line in the last quarter when going back with the flight... 3. And he spent more time on the bench than he did on the ground

We won the last quarter!! But, you must realise something..... He has a tough task at the moment.... How is a coach supposed to win an AFL premiership when he has a group of players with the skill level of Doveton's Under 10's squad?!?!?! And to be honest..... Doveton's Under 10's have shitloads more passion!

Can't believe we traded TJ and kept Robbo?!?!?! Both should have gone! G.Lyon..... What the hell were you thinking when you talked him into staying?!?!?!

Bartram - Not the worst Bell - Not his best Bruce - Soft but skilled Carroll - Tries his best Davey - May be back Dunn - Fantastic, classy effort Green - Many wasteful touches Jamar - Who is this? C. Johnson - A bloody joke Jones - Needs more tricks McDonald - Tried as usual McLean - Boy, not man Miller - Loved his effort Morton - Lot to like Neitz - Retire or Sandy Rivers - Did his part Robertson - [censored] off Fool Sylvia - Needs forward space Wheatley - Runs all day Whelan - Better for run White - Lost his influence Wonaeamirri - Liked his game

In the next few weeks, I think you will get your wish! Leave Big Col alone in the forward line with Dunn roaming around the 50m arc.... It will work!!!

Thank God for this fact! If love had eyes, we would be in trouble!

I agree.... Put him in the backline for a week..... If he doesn't perform.... He will retire before he plays for Sandy....

More Junk Time goals..... Surely he will not survive on these alone!

Last 5 mins have been more like what we expect from our football club! Some run, some decent decisions, and some goals..... Some effort!! It's not that hard really..... Every other bloody team does it!

When you are relying on Rivers to present as an option in the forward line, then something is obviously wrong!!

I've got a feeling Bailey has been going pretty easy on the boys so far.... He will unleash the fury after this crap!

NM 6.11. 47 MFC 1. 1. 7 17 scoring shots to 2..... This could get seriously nasty!!

Skipper took a mark..... Right on 50m.... Doesn't make the distance?!?!?!?! Our forward structure really needs a shake-up!

Our forward line is an absolute disgrace! [censored] them all off back to Sandringham..... Leader or no leader.... I don't give a [censored]! If you don't present as an option, then you don't deserve your spot! I don't want to just sit here and be negative, but we are struggling to find positives in our current efforts. Aussie, Morton, Wheatley..... Some names who are giving their all....

Qtr time NMFC 4.8. 32 MFC 1.0. 6 Kangaroos have squandered many, many chances to be 10 goals in front.... Our boys look a bit lost out there.... Let's hope a good rev up from The Boss will result in a better 2nd Qtr (The fact that it takes a [censored] qtr before this happens is another story)

It hurts me to say this..... but..... Jamar is rucking very well..... His tap to Davey resulted in a goal to Dunny.... Then back in the centre he tapped it straight to Davey again!

Umpires have been disgraceful.... But in all fairness, we are not in the same league! This could be another long afternoon people!

Brad Miller reported for a late charge on Daniel Pratt....

Decision making skills are still well below what is needed at the top level....

An email I came across Dear Mr Robertson..... Time to stand up and prove to us that we did the right thing! We have all enjoyed the high-flying action you have provided us over the years, and the bags of goals followed by emotional celebrations... But, you are not getting any younger! Stop trying to fly over your teammates heads every time the ball comes within 10 metres of you! You have enough skill and football "smarts" to stay at ground level and snap a goal from the crumbs. And for God's sake...... Show a bit of interest in the contest when the ball is not in your hands! I don't know how many times we have to go through this with you, but we are getting rather sick of it.... You have no more than 3 weeks to show us that you are worthy of a spot in our 22.... I trust you will pull your finger out of your rectum and show the nation what you are made of! Ps. You can sing really well (and I even sing along sometimes), but feel free to tell me if it is affecting your concentration!! Yours sincerely, Dean Bailey (The BOSS!)

I don't find that funny at all.... :angry:

Today's trip down the highway will bring about some exciting things.... *We have a chance to kick 5 goals for the 3rd week in a row! This has been a really exciting part of our game so far in 2008.... And I honestly believe that we could possibly score 10 (If the breeze shifts each qtr) *Simon Buckley could break the all-time record for clangers, set by our very own TJ Another exciting part of our games so far, has been the boys ability to run into trouble and deliver a pin-point pass to someone in Row 3 *What colour duct tape the players will have over their mouths today or whether they will stick with the previously used, clear type? It is obviously some kind of game plan to stop the boys talking back to the umpires, but in all honesty, it should be noted that it also prevents the players from having any sort of communication with each other on the ground also!! *The 2007 Premiership Flag being proudly displayed to all Cats fans I am hoping like all hell that our boys take a good hard look at the joy in the Geelong players & loyal members' eyes when the flag is raised! That is what we expect to be feeling at some point in our lives! I expect more than what has been shown so far this season, as do the rest of our loyal supporters! And despite my "tongue-in-cheek" cracks in this post, I expect the boys to give a fair account of themselves today! Final score Geelong 26.12. 168 Melb 12.12. 84