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Those dogs sure know how to put it through the big sticks

“Get your hands off me you dirty bin dipper I’m trying to see the solar eclipse”

Before we trade him can we just try him as a defensive forward for a bit?

I can’t believe I’m even wondering if we were better off not taking advantage from the Viney free and kicking to Pickett. Nah he should have just played on :p

Dr D is a genius too beautiful for this world...

It was Melbourne tonight in a nutshell and an excellent insight as to where our heads were at. I want players that want to win and not players that make it about themselves.

Too true, last thing we need after this is a cruddy sleep.

Appreciate the level headedness. I’m sure I’ll be able to focus more on this stuff tomorrow.

I don’t know but we need a better one. It is a basic fun-da-mental of the game. Bad kicking is bad football that is not a good debate topic it is cast iron fact. Get it right Melbourne.

It would be nice if we good turf the theory that this only happens against bad sides and our record against good sides is great. It means very little. Give me bankable wins over crud opponents over taking our chances against quality opposition any day.

Yeah Hawthorn played well. Teams like that should play well while we canter away to a 3 or 4 goal win thus getting the job done. Not putting one over us every time.

What a crap on a stick these votes are going to be.. 6. Oliver 5. Petracca 4. Salem 3. Lever 2. Petty 1. Jordan Get bent

Yep, and good to note that they simply played better than us.

It’s not the result, it’s the manner. I saw a really mentally weakened Melbourne team tonight that actually scared me. I know the topic to argue about is whether or not premiership contenders lose to bottom 4 teams and last weekend was a moment for all the ‘I told you so merchants’ to remind us that it happens to anyone. Problem is we have already used our full quota against crap teams. I’m genuinely concerned when the whips are cracking we’re going to fold faster than superman on laundry day. Don’t give me the bullocks about how we were so good at rising to the occasion early in the year. That was then, this is now. And now is closer to finals time so behaviour now is more pertinent than then. Viney can’t hit a cow’s a*se with a banjo right now. Petracca started like Makybe Diva and finished like Mr Ed. Yeah, that’s all I gotta say about players right now because most of them were crap after half time. Votes are going to be like going to the all night dentist, which wouldn’t hurt right now after all the clenching I did tonight. We have our best chance at something great in a long, long time. If we bring that bullsh*t to the finals we will get absolutely starched. Mentally and physically need to be on every single week now.

Oh hell no

Burn 30 seconds off please

Need a goal bad

Need much more than this, still losing important ball

Gone into our shell, looking scared to make mistakes

Need lead back now

Favoured side

Really at a loss for words

Dream start

You've played like garbage but you need forget it, 1 quarter. Get in there and play like it means something for crying out loud.

This really just isn’t good enough