layzie

I'm still bobbling a bit at our Pies installer who told me over the phone yesterday that we "have two games left this season". Smack talk reaches a new level once it transcends the game you're smack talking about. I'd love nothing more than Collingwood to have two games left..

The guy deserves every award he gets.

Oh yeah prison education is all the rage these days! I'll touch my lucky camembert for good luck.

I really REALLY wanted a sausage and am so annoyed I didn't have time to get one. The regret is so thick right now you could cut it with a Rex Hunt fish cleaning knife.

But wouldn't you need a medical degree to be a dentist?

I legitimately hope it's just us fans that read into the 1st vs 4th stuff and how 4th place never wins a flag. With everything that these players go through they hopefully don't get caught up in all the superstitions and would just be stoked to get this final on the G. Win and all bets are off.

What kind of dentist doesn't stiff other clients so Joel can take their appointment at a better time!

Yeah it's pretty amazing how much Hunter manages to fly around with relative ease. Covers so much ground and was probably only in 2nd gear.

Anyone watching how Tmac is moving? My eyes have been busy with Fritta and Kozzie

Hard to get a read on him, haven't seen him stride out a lot yet but his agility seems ok.

Nothing, just didn't want to early crow and have someone rubbish it so I hedged it. To my eyes he's moving very well

Fritsch moving reasonably well

It's a decent turnout. Feel like there might have been more last year but still good. Plenty of kids around and slippery fellows like me sneaking out of work for an hour or so.

Grundy smiled. That's all I have to report so far.

To be honest, I would have preferred to use my get out of work free card for tomorrow around 4.

They're walking out now

I've made it down, can't stay for long. Great atmosphere!

A little too quiet, might take a ban.

Has Howe said anything good today?

I had a similar dream where we came home with a wet sail and kicked the last 5 goals to win. But my dreams are really weird in detail, the game was at Fawkner Park for some reason.

Will try my best to swing by. The only thing working in my favour is being 10 mins away from Gosch's. Everyone have a good time!

I don't think Sydney is a great matchup for Carlton. I think the Blues will get over the line but not easily.

On a dry day maybe but there's no way Grundy AND T-mac come in for a wet one.

My loud-o-meter will be up to 11

Had it in my head all day!