daisycutter

i know an ex argentinian colonel electronics expert who might come in handy failing that we can always find someone at the vatican security services

then you treat them like the SS - collective guilt and they all go down

you tell me, you're the lawyer

don't forget they are yet to tackle mr danks

perfect xmas present for redleg note for bbo - to be used for bananas only

good catch some people should never be taught how to use the internet

why? do people in wa read books?

i will await caro's version then

they have a bathroom? i heard it was converted to a meth lab

well what was the point of going if demonland doesn't get a full report or is this just another andrew's report i'm starting to suspect schwabby might have been the guest of honour

this is what i call a real home reno - eat your heart out scott cam

i think he meant red indians? or maybe west indians?

i hear he is very kind to animals (well most)

inspiration for his dark side you mean?

expect greg denham and caroline wilson as surprise guests tonight i sent them an email saying paul roos and james hird would be dining at wongs tonight

cricket always was a funny game can expect the unexpected when you least expect it

pffft.......................300 is but a pimple on the rrrz of an elephant bring on 500

how come you didn't barrack for the bullfrogs?

if hitler had had his way they would all have had hebrew names

true, unless you are a malagasy

you're just flogging a dead alpaca there, bbo

wong wong

true story yesterday wife's nephew comes home from preschool and says "Lucas called me an effing 1diot" his mum gets an angry look and is wondering how to handle this when he says "so i told him 1diot was a bad word" edit: blow me down but 1diot was a [censored] word, wonders never cease

actually, i think he is making more money selling diaries at inflated prices then he gets to run writing classes for more money

sorry biffo on reflection there probably are a few budding marqis de sade's at the gat just waiting to bloom