daisycutter

also jazza, feudal japan was very short on fertilisers and soil was poor in nutrients all human waste was collected daily and spread over the fields no doggy bags then and walking the fields was a hazardous task early europeans (who smelt pretty bad themselves) described the awful stench of the countryside

try roman fullers jazza. they didn't waste time herding the animals http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulling

how is the diet going, red i'm losing weight and i'm not even dieting or exercising getting that tapeworm turned out to be a good move thanks biffo

nothing unusual in that there is only one bath (shared) in romsey and it's more than a month when your turn comes around mind you, queens in romsey get preferential treatment

imagine that room, red, when the fridge had been on the blink for a few days

+1 twice a day (incl before dawn) 365 days a year almost as regular as bbo's drinking habit

chin up jazza, no-one could be that weak

nice, very classy

can't wait to see your custom made leather jacket (hope you took the lizard skin option, would be apt)

don't forget to bring biffo back some magic mushrooms

i hope you took notes for biffo he is always looking for new ways to improve his businessi

i thought the video was fairly conclusive gv one view clearly showed the stumps lighting up millisecs (couple of inches) before the ball (might) have hit the stumps the conclusion being that his foot made contact with the base of the stumps first those last two overs had everything

nah moonie, i think he has just gone troppo and probably morphing into a human being or ubermenschen i'm sure the lads will knock it out of him and he'll return to normal when he's back in hayseedland

bbo, geopolitics has never been about the "everyday xxxxxxx people in their own home" but glad you are having an epiphany of sorts on your travail of the far east don't forget to visit the orangutans too

you have fungus on your........? yuk

tidak bagus

i think you might have hit on it he's been brainwashed and used by the lads. they do like to recruit damaged, gullible, vulnerable souls all that tough talk is just a facade hopefully the indos will take one look at his avatar and send him packing on the next flight back

we you'd have to agree that he his an extremist, fundamentalist and fanatasist anything is possible with his type of mindset

maybe indonesia is just a jump off point for syria, earl? we might have see the last of bbo?

terrorist warning to tourists travelling to indonesia

you volunteering jazza? bit of a hike for you to romsey

love you long time, uncle bitters s'pose you'll come back even more depraved if i was a good citizen i would send a warning to the indo authorities no doubt the lads are already on social media advertising a big party in your absence. make sure your house insurance is paid

i'm outta here

so?..................you do have a double barrel shot gun don't you?