daisycutter

i'll put out a sheep farmer alert straight away

as a fellow hill billy maybe bbo could loan you some of his lads they are noted for their ability to trample foxes to death. no bullets required they'd probably enjoy a change of scenery too, living in romsey

76 trombones led the big parade

i'm tired. think i'll sit on 9999 a while i need to plan this well biffo before i take a giant leap for mankind plus it will give everyone a chance to work on their congratulatory speeches

but that orange tinted special viagra you sell is sending me broke

or viagra i hope

thanks for pointing that out biffo, i will now cherish and savour these next few posts as i break an historic milestone to fly with the angels and leave the untouchables such as yourself eating my dust i wonder if there is a life membership in it.....or money?

that's better, now you are sounding like a bingo compere

yes od, tread carefully

you cut me to the quick, you misrepresent my promises bbo. there are things more desirable than matrimony

what i promise bbo i deliver on

just my usual charitable activities bbo

a bit of teat a teat going on here bub?

this thread has gone udderly off topic (if not off putting)

good idea.....maybe spice it up like in bingo

i've sacked my spellchecker, just can't get good service these days

would wednesday be 85 red? think i'm stsrting to catch on to this countdown stuff

Frog $ hit? (edit: would you believe $ hit was censored)

i just googled tory (nothing to do with torah torah apparently) and margaret thatcher what a hansome lady, reminded me of margaret whitlam now there is someone who could whip jacky boy into shape

spoken like a true team-australian

it's not that i don't normally enjoy the pleasantries and a little dalliance biffo but ever since you gave me that orange viagra mix it seems to be all over almost before i start i don't suppose you have anything milder?

biffo you are my second favourite prose-master (after ken oath that is)