daisycutter

as long as he doesn't put his foot in it maybe reeva pinched his allen key and got him pistorius?

what was reeva thinking buying him socks for valentines day especially when he's so highly strung

talking about movies... i hear they are doing a remake of Bladerunner and calling it Bladegunner they're shooting it in 9mm for smartphones

if he was half a man he'd take it on the shin

oscar may not have worn the pants but he called the shots you sound a little pistorius biffo

and "Silence of the Limbs" the prosecution is looking a bit weak they claim oscar shot reema with a 9mm pistol that's one seriously small pistol

don't think they have any culinary skills redleg. probably just eat it raw they do like the tails on their 4wd aerials though

nearest alpaca-kicking-centre is wantirna foxes in romsey? yes, but they have a very low life expectancy

the defence have big problems biffo like how do you de-feet an amputee? i'm looking forward to the nextv oscar winning movie from frank darabont and stephen king - "The Sawn-Shank Redemption"

of course there isn't, the foxes wouldn't allow it that's why i said "i'm going out to kick an alpaca"

that's just a shot in the dark defence biffo .......now i really gotta go

yeah he cried a reeva bet he's kicking himself now.....oh wait a minute past my bedtime now.................to be continued

a bananacratic country indeed

just remember what lordweaver said biffo "let him without shins cast the fist stone"

probably, but he'll be ok if he doesn't shoot himself in the foot

apparently there are a few inmates in pollsmoor looking forward to winning an oscar

did you know that statistically oscar pistorius jokes are twice as funny as heather mills jokes

there's a moral here somewhere beware of a sawn-off man with a shotgun maybe he was caught short and couldn't get the toilet door open

c'mon biffo, that was just prosthetic. lift your game man

dopey cops couldn't find any footprints either

if you crossed oscar pistorius with ita buttrose would you get shinless lisp?

i felt sorry for oscar when the cops turned up and asked him to surrender his arms

yeah that was the first thing that hopped into my mind too

thata a bit artificial biffo. you're bending the truth. i don't think it will stand up

as long as he doesn't shoot off his mouth he'll be walking er limping