daisycutter

and i thought you squirted it out of a goat's skin................

wot, no paper parasol?

so it's a special foxtel offering is it how much extra?

what's the attraction here red? you can record games without intervention already on foxtel's set top box

very considerate you gonna ask the afl to start the draft early for other time zones too, red?

thought you might enlist the lads for a bit of tricking what do the local kids like for a treat these day, ice or coke?

nothing unusual there bbo. after all it is trick or treat. they need to experience both sides of the coin. character building such a pity today's teachers don't understand the basics

i did say not bad clint! christ i wouldn't even make it the 9th if i had a 100 balls and a week to spare, and i live a couple of drop kicks from a course

not bad clint. was that off the ladies tee? was the 9 holes or 18?

18 shots under bbo only represents 1% of clint's handicap

you should keep your tongue well away from cheeks bbo, or people will talk

i think that's how he prefers it clint well i could have said he's the scarecrow, the tin-man and the lion all wrapped into one

he's got the attention span of a gnat, clint and the staying power of colin sylvia

his epithany lasted all of one day

let's just say empathy-challenged

the only thing interesting in the last 3 weeks were some postcards from an old fart somewhere in the new world

are you kidding?

why you can't trust a f log

i didn't realise it was a full moon tonight (at least in romsey) bbo's epithany - lol

no doubt you are a brylcream man bbo, judging on your avatar you were probably the kid at school filling old brylcream jars with sump oil and turning a nice profit

what makes you think clint might be a butter man and not a margarine fanboi, bbo? a bit of californian poppy on the hair comes in handy too.

no need for sex aids jazza, with biffo's little orange pills we can even skip the foreplay

i'll bet the only dance you learnt jazza was the horizontal polka dance

do all the romsey debs still learn the mexican hat dance bbo, or are they more interested in musical chairs and pin the donkey?

Oscar gets 5 years in the big house. welcome party being organised turns out it was all an argument over house renovations oscar wanted a new toilet door but reeva was dead against it