daisycutter

oscar's local disabled basketball team have rejected his application to play because he continually vomited on the court and wouldn't stop crying

you do realise that there are certain things a gentleman doesn't discuss i know that will be a shock to our more rural and less sophisticated brethren where is lordweaver when you need a decent quote from the good book

bugger the trial biffo, much more fun watching the royal family over the dtch

he needs to get on with it, he's dragging his feet

hey bbo. i hope you gave the lads an extra round of oats this morning

neither of you are (totally) correct. generally the british prefer the 'e', the yanks drop it. both usually accept the other as a variant I prefer Shakespeare's spelling "iudgement" .....yes, that's an i not a j

so much for the weather bureau game should be dry and sunny 21deg

nah, no good for the coeliacs biffo

no bingo foreplay required biffo just rock up about closing time with a spare scooter

no problems there biffo.....i got priorities always fix the herpes later

classic catch-22 huh?

can't tell you od......i'd have to kill you

the one who had our next flag all mapped out in his blue('n'red)print

that's right red.....lets not get ahead of ourselves.......remember cam

sipping?? more like slurping or guzzling. i don't think biffo has sipped anything in his life

Done..........

he's stumped either way i think biffo

as long as he doesn't put his foot in it maybe reeva pinched his allen key and got him pistorius?

what was reeva thinking buying him socks for valentines day especially when he's so highly strung

talking about movies... i hear they are doing a remake of Bladerunner and calling it Bladegunner they're shooting it in 9mm for smartphones

if he was half a man he'd take it on the shin

oscar may not have worn the pants but he called the shots you sound a little pistorius biffo

and "Silence of the Limbs" the prosecution is looking a bit weak they claim oscar shot reema with a 9mm pistol that's one seriously small pistol

don't think they have any culinary skills redleg. probably just eat it raw they do like the tails on their 4wd aerials though

nearest alpaca-kicking-centre is wantirna foxes in romsey? yes, but they have a very low life expectancy