Everything posted by pitmaster
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Welcome to Demonland: Changkuoth Jiath
why do headless chooks come to mind?
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Welcome to Demonland: Changkuoth Jiath
Tell me it ain't so.
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Farewell Christian Petracca
Really? A first round draft pick? Geelong was offering a second rounder and the opportunity to dump some salary. So who, according to Hird was offering a first rounder? (Hint: I think James is gilding the lily for the sake of making an argument.)
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Assistant Coaches in 2026
Zero HangerMelbourne confirm trio of coaching changes, appoint VFL c...New Demons head coach Steven King has dramatically altered his coaching staff.
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Training Ground?
My first thought is this could be good for us. Kanga strikes me as a volatile and unpredictable piece of work, bloody minded and hard to work with.
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Leek Aleer
I know the Saints are supposed to be Bambi and we'e all supposed to be ready to celebrate their second premiership, but this stinks. I truly hope they have cruelled their credibility within the AFL for years to come. Four days ago Gubby Allen was saying we're just going to get this done and now they find they have bungled their numbers or whatever, and they cut Aleer loose having promised him the world. What a bunch of donkeys. Long may their flounder. I mean, what have they really imported for all their spending? Silvagni is the definition of a banged up hack. TdK is a wannabe or a maybe, let's see. Keep spending you clowns. Meanwhile we might just pick up the kid you conned into looking to buy a house in Melbourne.
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Farewell Christian Petracca
Geelong was offering their second round last year so something around 32, actually.
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Farewell Christian Petracca
Well, he calls himself Young Angus so let him have his fun. I for one enjoyed his rant. A little irrationality can be good for mental health at times.
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Welcome to Demonland: Brody Mihocek
Bugger.
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Farewell Christian Petracca
I remember when he was first drafted thinking that he would be - my words - "our next Barassi". Well, RDB turned away as well. If a satisfactory deal cannot be negotiated I would welcome Trac back. If he goes, then I will console myself with "good riddance to a malcontent" because that is what he seems to have become post KB 2024, and if that's right then the playing group would be better off without him.
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Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
Hopefully today's and yesterday's events are designed to scare off Mihocek.
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THANK YOU FROM DEMONLAND
Many thanks for giving the Demon community this vehicle for venting, raging and celebrating. A crucial part of the footy season.
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Training Ground?
Having toured the MCG I can tell you that the rooms are characterless, uniform and dull - how exciting can it be inspecting an empty, tiled ice bath? Anything installed there is done on the day for the benefit of TV viewers and sponsors. Even the (removable) team names installed over the door are boring.
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Farewell Judd McVee
Agree. Bedford was not trusted by Goody and he has something we lack...genuine pace. A much bigger loss than JJ who is just a negator. We've been lacking pace for a couple of years and Toby has it in spades. That is one black mark against the coach but they all have their favourites.
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2025 Grand Final
Classic Chris Scott press conference, citing 10 or 12 unknown challenges that made Geelong's task this year so difficult. What might some of those be? Well, being the only Victorian club with a weird home ground unlike any other in the competition for them to train and play at to the disadvantage of all who are sent there, almost gifting them 6 or 7 wins a season. And maybe being gifted the softest fixture of any of the previous years' finalists, that could be one. So while he goes through the motions of praising Brisbane he spends most of his time hinting at challenges but not really explaining any of them in case we learn what they are and think so what? I mean, does he even know that Brisbane were missing Coleman and Hipwood? (I am not fan of Hipwood but he is structurally important to Fagan) It makes me wonder why Simon Goodwin did not moan about Petracca playing a finals series with a fracture fibula (secondary bone in the lower leg) or Gawn carrying a debilitating back injure in the second half of 2022 (Mason Cox you rat). Really ungracious performance typical of that entitled winger.
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2025 Grand Final
I was open to Snoop performing today since he has conducted himself well since arriving but this pre-game stuff is awful Americanised rubbish. A mix of marching bands, cheerleaders and dance groove. Utterly underwhelming and a cultural cringe from the AFL. Dillon, no doubt, will say it's the best yet.
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Mason Cox
Utter [censored]. Best ignored.
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Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
That's hilarious, with the mooted Flanders trade for pick seven. You're right. Every half cut commentator has some bright idea for where Petracca should or might go. I had a Hawks fan yesterday claiming Trac for the injury prone Mitch Lewis. Given the new coach has said he wants to keep them - they are (potentially) A graders (again) - why not accept that the Dees have the whip hand and they are not moving unless the price is right.
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Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
Nothing.
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Eddie ‘Moots’ Esposito
Heard of him? I was introduced to him! He must have been one of my father's favourite players because way back in the 1970s, at the MCG, my old man recognised him and bailed him up in the old MCC Members' Stand, since demolished. My dad would have been a teenager when Eddie was playing and he even told Eddie what number he wore, so that kind of confirms demonwiki's description of him as a cult hero. Eddie, as I remember, was pretty happy to be recognised.
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Welcome to Demonland: Brody Mihocek
Commentators were suggesting he has been slow to adapt to his new home and regime and will be better next year. Maybe. But for the moment I am happy he went elsewhere. He will be 29 next year which, as mentioned on ABC yesterday, is close to the Pies' average age (28 and 8 months) so that makes him a good fit. And if he is a recruiting bust, a perfect fit. 🤣
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Welcome to Demonland: Brody Mihocek
I'm the poster referred to. Here's a fuller exposition. His game was a shocker. He is broken. A toe tendon injury is not an easy repair as it's part of the body that has relatively low blood supply hence slower, more problematic recovery. Anyone contemplating bringing him in is relying on past performances but he has never been a goal machine, averaging 1.67 goals per game (267 in 159). He has been a handy addition to the Pies' forward line but never its main target. His output is similar to Fritter except Mihocek will be 33 by round one next year and Fritter will be 29. Wounded Mihocek is the Pies' problem now and they have other ageing players to dispose of so let's leave him to them to resolve. Our recent record on recycling bit players from other clubs is not good. We would do better punting on a promising kid. Experts sometimes do that.
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Welcome to Demonland: Brody Mihocek
This is exactly the point.
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Welcome to Demonland: Brody Mihocek
I was at the prelim. On the evidence of that game I wouldn't touch Mihocek with a barge pole.
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Steven May
A welcome move. I thoroughly enjoyed Steve's work as a defender and I am grateful for his role in the 2021 flag, but as good as he was (is) as a player, I don't think he was as good as a teammate or club man. Entrecôte was very revealing. So thanks, cobber, and goodbye.