Redleg

That wouldn't worry me. I am just in a relaxed position over the "inquisition" at the moment. Surely we are now into the final year or two of the "inquisition" and I can see it being over, certainly by the end of next year. While the "inquisitors" still have to interview several boat people, the last 4 Australian Prime Ministers, Brynne Edelsten, Hamish and Andy, the South African Cricket team, Dick Smith, Kieran Perkins, Johnny Farnham, Tina Arena and Kylie Minogue, AC DC, Russell Crowe, Israel Folau, the Bananas in Pyjamas, Bindy Irwin, Hilary Clinton, Germaine Greer, Rolf Harris, Lou Richards and a host of other relevant people, it should be only a matter of time until it is concluded. I have heard they are also examing the computer records of Microsoft and re reading the Australian Constitution to see if they have overlooked anything. Yes it should all be finished soon.

Waiting for the spotlight to go back on us over the tanking inquisition.

If we draft that Hannath as rumoured, we must surely be one of the tallest clubs in the AFL.

Have told Mrs. Redleg to go out and chase down the best banana bread she can find.

Well you should be, because the Age has defamed us several times despite their legal vetting.

I am going to treat my myself to a banana souffle. Will probably have a banana fritter at the local chinese restaurant sunday.

Disgraceful slander of a magnificent thread WJ, I will be speaking to Finkelstein QC on monday. Thanks Nasher, for bringing back the thread. So many peoples' lives have now been enriched again.

I can see we need the original thread back NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obviously the loss of the thread is affecting you.

Nasher, don't worry about the bloody cricket, get over to the Melbourne Demons board and restore the deleted "No T$ no BS " thread which has been deleted. That is an event that is affecting Australia.

Mystery of the deleted thread may be solved. It was WJ's computer that did the deleting. Apparently WJ had some IT guys come in and service his office computer and he thinks they may have deleted the Demonland thread somehow. Nasher, what are you doing, get the thread back. We haven't heard "boo" from you on this most important Demonland event.

I hope to be in Tassie in January on a cruise with WJ and the wives. Perhaps I could shout him one then.

Interesting. With our thread gone that leaves that thread as the most replied to, most pages and possibly most views.

While buying my bananas yesterday at the fruit shop, the owner's son who was helping out and is an IT genius, told me that the only way for this to happen, is for someone in control to delete the thread. They don't just disappear. Perhaps the responsible person will reinstate it quietly and quickly.

A banana is not a banana unless it is consumed reading the original thread. Nasher I need the potassium, do your thing.

You can always rely on a Tasmanian.

I recall a threat to remove it a while ago. Funny that this is the only thread that has vanished. I am sure it will be found, most likely by the mod that removed it. If not I am sure that Andy with his computer skills could restore it.

I am trying to post on the thread but can't find it. Does anyone know where it is?

He would obviously get most of the money, it is about clearing a spot for a player who may be able to contribute.

Every training report I see (from Demonlanders) has Davey as the worst performed. Struggling has been the most flattering description of his efforts. I really feel that the time is near for him to make a decision on his future. I would hate to see him go out as an embarrassment.

I am trying to shake off one of the worst colds I have ever had. Been over a week already. I might try inhaling some steamed banana vapours and see if that helps. Nothing else has.

That's what should happen. He has been lying low and in fact hiding behind Dayle Garlett.

He called the number of a draftee incorrectly and the AFL guys called error and he reread it. Not a big deal though.

Todd Viney created two records tonight. He is the first father to call out his son's name at the draft and he was the only manager to record an error in his selections.

You could be right. I can see the excuses now: the grass was too green, it wasn't green enough, the umpires killed them, the sky was too blue, it was too hot, it was too cold, too dry, too wet, the goal posts were not white enough, the goal posts were too thick, the goal posts were too thin, the ball was flat, the ball was too hard, their jumpers were too tight, their jumpers were too loose, it was too noisy, they missed Meatloaf, they over trained, they under trained, they were missing their 37th best player, they couldn't get tickets for all their mates, the MFC cheer squad were being nasty, they didn't enjoy lunch, the goal umpire missed a goal, the video umpire was wrong, they had stops instead of screw ins, they weren't allowed to train on the G that week, their rooms didn't have enough decorations, it was too windy, it was too still, there were too many seagulls, there were not enough seagulls, etc, etc, etc, feel free to add to this non exhaustive list.