Demonstone

@kozzyisalegend ... joins four hours ago, has eight posts in the same thread all potting our players or recruiting. Anybody else getting a whiff of eau de troll?

My dentist once commented that my teeth were stained and asked if I smoked or drank coffee. I told him that I drink it.

That makes the results so far this round much more palatable. Woof woof!

Dueling!

Done his Harmestring apparently.

A Melbourne win will give me infinitely more joy than a Casey win. Priorities and all that.

Outstanding post!

Err, yes. That's gilding the lily somewhat. I get the feeling that the author of that line is no stranger to ice. James' father Ian was a fine cricketer who once took all ten wickets in an innings of a Sheffield Shield game.

Looks like Woey is the perma-sub these days.

The Wizard?

Or sometimes over the line. The "Out of bounds on the full" rule didn't exist in John's day.

He'd be more than .05 after turning all that water into wine.

And Turner. And Fritsch. And Pickett. And McAdam. And Petracca. And Chandler. And so on.

Now I'm with ya!

Who was the Hawks player nicknamed "Knuckles" @rjay?

As a social experiment, I decided today to wear an "I Love Collingwood" t-shirt for a week. So far I've been spat on, verbally abused, punched and had a bottle thrown at me. I'm curious as to what might happen when I leave the house.

I guess somebody had to be first!

I was there just this afternoon visiting an old mate! (His coffee was both free and tasty.)

Seventh vs eleventh is a blockbuster? Yeah, nah.

It's unfortunate for Spargo that his Achilles is his weak spot.

Grant Thomas was the first football identity I can recall misusing "laconic" and it snowballed from there among the media, posters on footy forums and the wider population. Like Sam Newman, Thomas likes to use big words that he doesn't know the meaning of in an attempt to make himself sound more photosynthesis.

"No! I want instant gratification and I want it NOW!!"