Demonstone

Jeebus! Talk that Fantasia also wants out ... be a shame to see the wheels fall off the Bomber Bus.

Freddie Clutterbuck!

I suspect this has as much veracity as the old story about the cannibal who got home from the pub so late for tea that his missus gave him the cold shoulder.

What else could you reasonably expect in the off-season before trading has even started?

If we could recruit Sam Murray, he'd probably know how to get his hands on some.

Did you allow for daylight saving?

Yeah, but he DID grab Richard Tambling. Genius!

Sure you're not his cousin, Joe?

FFS, why do they need to play that stupid, annoying muzak under interviews? All it does it distract from what is being said and make it more difficult to hear Richo's answers. ( Insert old man yelling at cloud here. )

Sheesh John, stop bumping the thread unnecessarily would ya mate?

Hawthorn's footy boss Graham Wright provides an update on Jamie Elliott, Jon Patton, Sam Frost, Issac Smith and more. So it's not just Demonlanders who can't spell "Isaac". It's not rocket surgery, folks!

It's an old adage that there are three types of people in this world. Those that can add up and those that can't.

Posters still seem to be haggling over the parson's nose, however.

Strange one. The kid won the Rising Star Award in 2014 but it's been steadily downhill since then. Maybe other clubs have worked him out and he'll never be any better than plain old ordinary. Can't say I'm all that keen.

Gysberts' biggest problem was that he was lazy and unmotivated and not prepared to do the hard work. Don't forget that North cut him after only one year on their list where he again showed his lack of desire. Edit: We swapped him for Pedo which was a big win for us.

Can't imagine they'd be much use if they've passed.

Yeah, what's Bradshaw ever done for us?

But they're private schoolboys. Can't have that!

Fear not ding, I'm just a cartoon caricature.

Cheers DD, I skipped right past that bit at the top!

1. Elliot is a free agent and doesn't require a trade. 2. That would be a terrible trade anyway!

Newnes isn't a free agent according to that list.

SK, may I praise you for making some positive, relevant and useful posts of late. Credit where its due and all that.

Poor old TGR. Not unlike Sam Newman, he's suffering terribly from Relevance Deprivation Syndrome and is forced into making more and more ridiculous statements in at attempt to gain some attention.

Can't be true or else somebody would have brought it up already.