Demonstone

Clint Buzzkill throwing down the gauntlet to old dee for biggest misery guts on Demonland.

I assume his nickname is now "Shin"?

"I was born in a crossfire hurricane" Jagger/Richards

Defiantly, their hilarious.

Your funny!

Makes a change from the pandemic of nuffies inserting apostrophes unnecessarily, AF!

Think you're being somewhat premature with your judgement there. Neita missed the whole year with a knee reco, Sparrow was injured for a lot of the season and Jordon (the youngest draftee that year) showed plenty of promise.

Good old Saty does resemble Slartibartfast a bit.

Speaking of whom, is he sporting a very bad wig or does he just have a very bad haircut?

Strong correlation between username and content, that one dd.

Just like SPC, you appear to have misunderstood what this thread is about. And who the hell is "kickett"?

Watch those highlights just above your post and think again.

Are you any good at maths? Maybe you could quickly work it out with pencil and paper.

Seven picks ahead of our next choice, assuming no academy matches/pick swap 'funny business' deals. Should still be some quality there for us. I reckon we've had a very good trade and draft period this year.

All that noise about him not being able to kick properly or take a decent grab was clearly rubbish going by those highlights, as was the notion that he is only a ruckman. Welcome to the MFC, Luke.

Too much of a go-home factor. Sure to want a trade back to SA.

How about an African or a European swallow?

Anyone else notice who Geelong took with their first pick at 15? (Soon to be) Melbourne's own Mitch Brown.

Thought you might be a Saints fan based on your username. "Oh Wendy Saints, go marching in ... etc".

All hail this week's winner of 'Missed The Obvious Joke' Award.

Good to see they've fixed the schoolboy howlers. Credit where it's due etc but it should never have gone out like that.

I fear that, if Jesse wasn't good at footballing, he'd be flipping burgers instead of cars.

I'd advise you to keep the random screws a secret from your wife.

Shame about the poor spelling and grammatical errors. Is Ben Gibson the work experience kid?

Whenever a youngster calls me "Boomer", I just tell them to shut up or I'll increase their rent.