Ghostwriter

Had they been wise they’d have erred on the side of probability. Essendon is another club that the AFL wants to see super successful because $$$$

Whoa… Essendon’s last 22 scoring shots… 1.21 (ONE GOAL, 21 BEHINDS). I’m happy as a pig in 💩

Five of Essendon’s remaining six matches are prime-time, Thursday and Friday nights. Even with the stoopid floating fixture the AFL has screwed up hugely.

But you’re not imaginary. Or are you?

Unfortunately, even if he played every remaining game this season he’d end the year on 249.

Claz is definitely my closest imaginary friend. He’s easily a 5 - 7 metre player. 👋

Me watching tonight’s match…

Still won’t stop some folks’ heads exploding when the selections are announced if Tmac is omitted.

And some have never suffered it at all 🙋‍♀️ 😃

He had you at cavoodle, right? 😅

Claz the person: He’s one in a million. He’s playful and affectionate, he loves children and children love him. He can’t wait to be a dad. Claz is honest… always honest. He’s childlike in some ways, which isn’t an insult, it’s actually a beautiful quality. Claz trusts everyone and doesn’t have a malicious bone in his body. He has a huge heart, and it’s worn on his sleeve. When he hurts, he hurts hard. More than anything else in the world he adores his two cavoodles, Billy and Benji, and happiness to him is going home to his parents’ place in Echuca where his puppies “go off chops” when they see him. He says, “They love me no matter what.” But the most amazing thing about Clarrie is his ability to remember… pretty much every single thing anyone says or does. His memory is insanely accurate and as we’ve agreed, that’s not always a good thing, but at times it’s a great thing.

Such as dropping Tmac? This was a decision based on our future and was met with howls of protest. Damned if he does, etc.

… and after the match, should we be asked what part of our hand/arm touched the ball, we’re to give the worst possible answer, that being “Uhmmm…” 🤔

Awww you’re so welcome! What a lovely family you have. You told our Ryan that he does a wonderful job and you thanked him and that means the world to the rest of us. The requests for Tmac to tie his shoelaces is something that’s been a thing for many years from his biggest and most devoted fan in the cheer squad. He always acquiesces. She wasn’t at the match on Sunday so we were requesting it on her behalf and when he did it, many a photo was snapped 🤣 She also used to do the same with Jeremy Howe when he was a Demon. And two years ago while warming up for Collingwood before playing us he was up our end and he did a slow-mo very sexy bend from the waist and slapped his butt, turned around at winked at us. It was hilarious. I still don’t like him though

Never said or even implied this. I don’t know Kolt, anyways. According to old mate jnrmac that is. He’ll have you believe I just waved to Kolt once at training and that’s the extent of our interaction 😂 Look, I don’t know what’s going on in your life but maybe take your frustrations out on someone else. I’m easy pickings, challenge yourself a little and channel your disdain in someone else’s direction, one of the longtime respected posters. See how that works out for you. PS: I recognise your phrasing and syntax amongst other telltales. You’re now posting under a different username. Please know that I’m aware. PPS I have a professional career and live in Melbourne. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I talked about Kolt just as the thread title suggests. Please don’t amend my posts again. How is his progression as a player? Why, it’s fine and [censored] dandy! There, I answered your question. You’re welcome

“… one in three children IS not proficient…”

Last week Richo came to banner-making and invited questions. On the question of Tmac he said similar to what you said (above) except he didn’t say “Goody,” he said “the club” and added that these decisions based on our future are discussed at length with the individual players. But I’m guessing this will fall on deaf ears because why the hell was Tmac dropped and if Tmac is dropped this week I’ll riot etc.

✅ Incidentally, it’s funny how this story comes out immediately following Fritta’s best game for the year. And when I say story I mean fairytale 😉

Why would they? He’s already got a coaching gig for 2026… head coach of the MFC 🎉🥳😁

It’s all good, yiwaw4ta. I’ve been cultivating a thicker skin for years now and what with all the recent sun and rain it’s finally starting to flourish! 😁 I got an SMS from a former Demonlander and close friend suggesting I pay no mind to Wizard of Koz (except he called him W**ker of Koz 🤭) since he’s a troll and I shouldn’t waste my time and emotions on him. And my good buddy is spot on.

He hasn’t achieved what he aims to achieve. He’s given a role and he tries to execute accordingly. His role is tweaked every week depending on who we’re up against. He was suffering a loss of confidence which was snowballing with every poor performance. His performance on Sunday is what we can expect to see again.

He plays according to the role he’s given

Ah, the media… at it again. There’s not a sliver of truth to this. Just like a lot of what you read and hear in sports media, it’s completely fabricated. Mrs Fritta rang me before I even saw this. She was giving me the heads up because she knows I’d have folks asking about its validity. She needn’t have called me. I know it’s entirely made up.

Apparently Lever’s good ankle is really angry and rival clubs are circling it.