Deebauched

Whats Bazball? Ive heard that word pop up occassionally. I assume its one if those mindless forms of TV entertaintment thought up by corporate execs for couch potatoes.

Doesnt get any worse than Matt Damon. Who the hell would call a child Matt Damon? He really cops it in South Park skits especially Team America.

Essendon dropped the Weed. Nothing else to say about Essendon except the Scott brothers will have a brunch on the weekend. Doesnt matter. No one cares. I dont. Who cares ???

Yeah ,nice one, very funny! LOL He played in R 1 apparently. I must of been on the sauce.

A Geelong win will send warning bells to the top 4 including Pies. Yes we all know(media) that young Daicos is the greatest thing since the fall of the Roman empire but theyre highly beatable in Sept. Who has Essendon beaten? Hope bulldogs win but theyre an ordinary team if Bont has an average game. The media is still building up the dogs. Great list apparently. Absurd.

The rude player probably used to read DL and was shocked at all the negativity even during our flag season. Come on give us a hint. Its your call. May,Fritsch or Hibberd?

I reckon a fully fit Melb or Geelong team could win it from 5th. Obviously 4th is perfect . Play and beat Pies at the G straight through to prelim at the G. Might change my mind if cats are mauled by the lions on the weekend. Top sides should win or lose narrowly at the Gabba not get flogged. Huge game.

I'll barrack for any team that plays Australia. Cant stand them. Cricket died with Shane Warne. I like the dees team in- out selection. Tomlinson and Hibberd must play. Wouldnt mind seeing Laurie debut but is there room?

Regardless of what those clowns decide next year; for us the likely scenario is as follows..... Geelong at the Cattery ,Norff in Tasmania, Lions at the Gabba Eagles in Perth Port or Crows in the stupid gather round which is compounded by a short 5 or 6 day break after playing in WA or QLD. 9 day mid season bye. MFC wont lobby and wont complain when handed a pile of steaming dung.

Just because the blubbering media say hes looking elsewhere doesnt mean he is. Hopefully he gets a gig on Sunday. He deserves it. Melbourne have to stop playing an injured Petty who consistently gets himself into the wrong position . That Lions player definitely tried to make Petty hurt as he rolled him . Give him a couple weeks rehab ffs. Bruised ribs are messy and damn painful. The medias treatment of Grundy has been disgusting. The media is a pathetic rabble.

Bailey Smith might leave the Bulldogs for the same reason as Dunkley left and went oop north to the Lions. Wasnt Smith left out of the team recently? The Bevo factor. Doesnt matter if he's contracted till 24. Grundy was contracted with Pies till 27. Geelong will offer him a lifestyle change if they havent already. Brace for impact doggies.

Who in the media says our flag was a fluke? Not even Caro or Barrett have gone that far.

..... close to impossible to win from outside top 4, ,..... Chris Scott says....Hold My Beer!!!!

Surely you dont believe Hawthorn will lay down against us in a few weeks time? I give them a chance against Richmond this weekend. Richmond struggled most of the day against a WAFL team . Martin got a goal on the final siren ( a free?).

Norff FC might of been disbanded before we get a chance to play them down at Tassie. That club is a steaming pile of dung on a wretched landscape. Hawks should of won by 80 points yesterday.

Damien Barrett ripping into MFC in both tv and print media. Classic Barrett article bagging the dees and worshipping the [censored] cats for good measure. Grundy could be traded accordimg to him. Cant remember the last time i bought a newspaper. Bird cage carpet.

Burmese eat cats. Most construction workers in Bangkok come from that place. Got to keep an eye on your healthy looking pet cats . Koreans Vietnamese and Isan/laos love dog meat. Its considered a delicacy. Diffetent culture to the west. Do you still have dog pounds in Australia or are they closed down?

Essendon FC will be furious their season might have been derailed playing down at the cattery " why wasnt it transferred to the G they cried" Essendon not only lost the 4 points but their crucial % points have been smashed thanks to a 77 p spanking by the big farmer boys. No way does Essendon play down there next year . Melbourne must lobby the AFL. We cannot continue to be sent down there every year. Itll be close to a certain loss with 40k Geelong members screaming at the umps and pushing their players over the line. GWS ?????? Who are they LOL Theyre about the only team that can consistently win at the cattery and they knocked off Crows in Adelaide ffs. Unreal. They might sneak in the 8 soon. How the hell is Stkilda still 6. Theyre a bottom 8 team not top 8. Insane fixture helps them and Ess.

Welcome to the cattery Essendon. 32-0

They play their next 5 at Marvel ! They're bog ordinary cant even get into the game against the Suns. Most likely team to drop out of the 8. Only still in it because of their soft fixture.

Tuned in briefly to pies game. .....free kick N.Daicos ball comes loose in goal sq goal pies!!! turned it off. cant listen to it. Collingwood win by how far?

Guaranteed 100% if dees play in GF so will ANB. He's red and blue and always in the thick of things even if he does mupp it. ie that wonky kick in the dying minutes; should of had a snap at goal. Doesnt matter he wont get dropped. Ask Gawn and Viney . No problem.

Its not the booze but the smokes that mangle you. God knows what Thais put in them- same as beer . I never drink beer as im convinced they put alum in it.

Australians are very good at apologising. They do it non stop 24/7. I think it was Kevin Rudd who started it all when he was briefly PM. Never lost faith in MFC. I was only critical of their dreadful innacuracy and sacrificing a home game (and 4 points) to GWS. Still could cost us by R24 . Smith and Melks are playing in agood side which helps with their form. They stay. Can win the flag if Oliver and Fritsch recover in time.6

Thai whisky isnt as strong as western plonk. Having said that, hundreds of 'farang' have died here from alcohol abuse.Not unusual for a farang tourist to run naked down the street or throw tv's and furniture out of hotel windows. They cant handle humidity and Asian grog at the same time.