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But the Bummers have been so BRAVE through it all...just like the ANZACs I feel dirty.

That's a tricky thing. Sometimes a player can handball too far in front of their team-mate. Lumumba did this a few times last night. I think a bit of that is part of us not playing together all that much. The more we do it, the better we will become at anticipating where team-mates will be and how fast they can get there.

Makes Jeff Garlett much better too. Jeff really knows where to position himself around a big key forward. Did he ever play with Fev? Because I feel like you'd get some great practice as a small forward by playing around a big man like that.

I know who you'll be thinking about if she consents.

That picture is great because it could have been posted ironically had we lost.

6. Jones, who was amazing all night. That checkside kick was perfect 5. Vandenberg, who won the game for us when it was up for grabs 4. Jesse Hogan, who is a sexy sexy beast of a forward, and gave us a target all night 3. Vince, who with his outside and inside game has essentially grabbed that tagging role we've needed for so long. 2. Salem, who was an amazing small defender/mid/defensive backman 1. Jamar, whose taps and around the ground work was as good as I've seen for a while.

"I don't think we've seen a better start to a career from a key forward than Jesse Hogan." —Jonathan Brown, 24 April, 2015

"I don't think we've seen a better start to a career from a key forward than Jesse Hogan." —Jonathan Brown, 24 April, 2015

Corner. Turned.

Bernie Vince: "I could get used to these Friday night games." Well said. Give us a few more of 'em, AFL.

If an umpire whistle makes the player with the ball look back and stop, there was no advantage. Bring it back.

Mitchie was down on the ground over the ball. Cotchin came storming in to kick the ball out from under him. In that situation, Cotchin should be the one who's supposed to get out of the way. It is Mitchie's ball.

H is now spare man back. I like us practicing icing the game in a game where we've already got the win. Gives us some practice for when we really need it.

Duck just gave a bit of a backhander to Tyson. Subtle, but he basically said we won in spite of his terrible contribution. Game's over, so now he turns up. Interesting.

Commentators talking about how bad this night is for Richmond. Cry me a river. What about the Dees turning the corner. Guess that's not important.

OHHHH Hogan. Unbelievable. Best key forward at Melbourne since Neitz by an absolute mile. Mitch Clark was better, but he has been erased forever from my mind by this evening. Kicks it. OMG

JKH taken high. Nothing.

Umps. Evening it up with some softies as usual, but this time we don't need it cause we're already gonna win.

Vince takes a slips catch off a Mitchie miskick.... And kicks it. What a massive goal. Relax. We've got this.

Salem. Brilliant. Saves a goal, wins a free for leg contact (so that rule still exists).

Yup.

Takes another great mark in defence.

Nobody's mentioned Salem's name tonight but he's been really good. He's just progressed nicely each year since his first. Jetta out with concussion. We're 1 down.

That's MISTER Sir Grand Angus to you.

Nathan Jones on Sounds of the Game nearly broke the mic. Whatever was wrong with him the last couple of weeks, he's back. Let's grab this one, Dees.