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There's one back from Viney. Viney and Salem our best today.

Harmes having a mare.

Jetta is brave, but he's cooked. His only weapon now is putting his head over it, which he is doing to his detriment. Man how I wish Bennell had nailed that goal...

Also. Trac's vision is the best I have ever seen from a Melbourne player, bar none.

Would love to get a goal in a manner other than off-the-ground-in-the-middle-of-the-goalsquare style, but I'll take being level right now. Weideman and Oscar McDonald giving us a great deal of structure. Weid needs to figure out how to kick a ball straight when it's dewey. Jackson will be some player. I thought he would show nothing this year, but the fact that he's doing everything he's doing with so few games and so far off his ideal body shape gives me a lot of faith he'll be an amazing, one-of-a-kind type player over the journey. A true "every position" player.

You know how you had that Depression-era grandparent or great grandparent who would never throw anything out and had creative ways to stretch every penny. In 60 years Gen Z3 will have a bunch of germophobes for grandparents or great-grandparents.

I think you'll find Kossi has some of HIS footwork…if my biology lessons have taught me anything at all.

Well we are Melbourne after all.

There once was a cursed football team Who played quite alright in '18 But then went to crap and are tryna get back To a level we've, just, rarely seen.

In the late nineties where it died forever.

Jackson playing AFL footy in 2020 smacks of desperation. Only excuse is this is a Mickey Mouse season and there is no second-tier comp in which to play him. So…probs a good decision in the end.

He seems pretty awful when Lever's not in the side. I think Lever helps him play a lot better.

I don't want to wait another 7 years.

Jeez I musta missed that. Then again I'm not getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to see it, so I have an excuse.

If I had an agenda (and Clarkson does, just as we all do), I would play to that agenda. In this case the agenda is benefited by Melbourne being "a Finals Side", crippled by the rules. Of course we all know that's a laughable proposition. Melbourne? Good? Meh-heh-heh-heh!!! what a larf!!!

Unfortunately I can't foresee a situation where Tom McDonald will ever take a mark again. I just don't see how it could occur.

Feels weird playing a game this weekend. Usually we play once every 3-6 months.

Why not just play chess. Take 21 players off the bench. Make teams of 1. Opening up space, causing players to think harder to check. If checked without a move, it's a game loss. 21 players in reserve, for any who can't get up if sick.

I regularly clear both my nostrils of snot while running even in Summer. Crap tweet.

I mean I'll take it but by gosh and by golly what a train wreck this club is.

Can I just say I picked Trent Rivers to play 22 games this year. I will be wrong only on a technicality.

Carlton looks awful.

"I'm impressed." – Me, about every boss I've ever had

I dreamed last night that Max Gawn decided he would leave the Dees to go elsewhere. If Moloney hadn't done the exact same thing (in real life), I might have considered voting Moloney over Gawn just based on that alone. Reality hits, however, and I must vote Gawn. #KarmaIsABitch