WalkingCivilWar

It still can get worse… Geelong have yet to play.

You left out 🤮 Essendon 🤮

WTF Callum Brown?!!! How did he miss that? 😭

Please Giants, please do what the Crows (and Port) couldn’t do last night (and this afternoon), ie. beat a team we all heartily hate. Thanks in advance 👍🏽

No score review? 🤷‍♀️

Please Port, please do what the Crows couldn’t do last night, ie. beat a team we all heartily hate. Thanks in advance 👍🏽

How do you sleep at night???!!!!

Not so obvious, to me anyways. At first I thought you were saying Rachele played like a girl therefore you gave him a girl’s name. Then I thought of Katie Hore and Tyla Hanks and Sinead Goldrick and Tayla Harris etc. etc., but they’re all incredibly talented footballers so I knew it couldn’t be that. So, why did you call Rachele Rachel???

You watched them singing the song? Why??? Anything short of having a gun held to your head is unacceptable.

You’re not helping the situation, DZ! 😅

I hate footy so much. [censored] Essendon. [censored] them forever. They make me physically ill.

It’s too hard to watch this. Come on Crows ffs

Déjà vu Bingers. 🤣

#ReviewQuota

Until someone magically conjures up music that every single person at the match likes, music shouldn’t be played. Even if that was possible, music and footy don’t go together. Footy is entertaining enough without music. On Big Bash… not only do they play music after each over, they play it between deliveries, at 1000 decibels and it’s generally really sch!tt music. I get free tickets to the Medallion Club at Renegades home matches every season and I take Panadol before the match just to be able to sit there and watch it.

Totally agree, Deeves. It’s like going to a concert and seeing little excerpts of footy in between songs.

Keep this up, Crows!!!! 💛❤️💙

[censored] I hate Essendon

And got away with it 😡

Definitely Jaffa-coloured jumpers.

I just prayed to the Footy Gods and promised to never again deface another club’s cheer squad bay sign (soz Blues) if they let Adelaide win. PS Harry Jones looks like he should be on the set of a zombie apocalypse movie.

… with one exception: when they play 🤮 Essendon 🤮 Even then, it’s not hoping Collingwood wins, it’s hoping Essendon loses. A close match decided on a dodgy score review. And both sides have to end up with a record-breaking number of injuries and reports.

We both know I’ll be locked up with you. And you’ll be glad of that because if you want a cake that’s edible, I’m not your gal. But… I’d sell a kidney to pay for your bail if it means you’ll bake me a cake, or sausage rolls or anything you cook. 😋

This will be the first ANZAC eve game you’ve ever missed. ☹️ Here’s my question though… can your husband still attend? He’s our *good luck charm, remember? * last week vs Brisbane doesn’t count. Coz I said so.

Let’s not get carried away now. 😅