My name is legion

We’ll be there soon

Out: Frost, Wagner, Spargo. Wagner is VFL level. So is Frost. In: May. Lewis, Preuss if not still carrying injury. PLEASE not Stretch. A genuine VFL player. Not up to AFL standard.

Salem nobody else

He jogged flat-footed all day. Useless.

Paul is too old to fight crocodiles now.

And crunches people unnecessarily, resulting in suspension. That’s not football. It’s unnecessary thuggery.

Did you complete year 1? It’s “his” lesson not “he’s”.

Urgent IQ test for May please.

Don’t crunch people unnecessarily after they’ve given off the ball.

Alllianz: the insurer of the SS guard barracks at Auschwitz concentration camp.

Always good to beat the scum.

4 mins in no feed

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MFC to finish 12th Gawn does his knee again Lever still injured

Looks like Cale Morton

That newspaper is toilet paper only. Poor writing, extremely poor editing and copy checking (spelling and grammar atrocious in almost every article) and heavy political bias to the left of Stalin.

The ONLY club that has true home games at the MCG is Melbourne. Good to see the Carlscum supporters eating their own mafia babies.

There are ways of giving people money that are never declared.

He’s lived on Melbourne for several years. Did he not make friends here? Doesn’t his Mum live in Adelaide now? It’s all about the money. Make no mistake. Why go to such a [censored] club when ours is on the way up?

He must have been offered a lot of money.

Crap.

You’re joking? He’ll kick the ball to our players when he’s playing against us as he usually kicks straight to the opposition.

How do you think Hogan would have played next year if Melbourne blocked his return “home”? Hogan clearly wanted to go “home”. This massively lowers his value to MFC and his trade value. We did well to get what we did.

Aaron Davey, Jeff Garlett. Machete man. Any others?

No we won’t take $cully back. Whorethorn will regret taking on a money-grubbing cripple with a [censored] ankle. We will pick up some gems and knock the (werribee) brown and yellow-backed scum out again!