My name is legion

We’ll be there soon

Out: Frost, Wagner, Spargo. Wagner is VFL level. So is Frost. In: May. Lewis, Preuss if not still carrying injury. PLEASE not Stretch. A genuine VFL player. Not up to AFL standard.

Salem nobody else

He jogged flat-footed all day. Useless.

Paul is too old to fight crocodiles now.

And crunches people unnecessarily, resulting in suspension. That’s not football. It’s unnecessary thuggery.

Did you complete year 1? It’s “his” lesson not “he’s”.

Urgent IQ test for May please.

Don’t crunch people unnecessarily after they’ve given off the ball.

Alllianz: the insurer of the SS guard barracks at Auschwitz concentration camp.

Always good to beat the scum.

4 mins in no feed

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MFC to finish 12th Gawn does his knee again Lever still injured

Looks like Cale Morton

That newspaper is toilet paper only. Poor writing, extremely poor editing and copy checking (spelling and grammar atrocious in almost every article) and heavy political bias to the left of Stalin.

There are ways of giving people money that are never declared.

He’s lived on Melbourne for several years. Did he not make friends here? Doesn’t his Mum live in Adelaide now? It’s all about the money. Make no mistake. Why go to such a [censored] club when ours is on the way up?

He must have been offered a lot of money.

Crap.

You’re joking? He’ll kick the ball to our players when he’s playing against us as he usually kicks straight to the opposition.

How do you think Hogan would have played next year if Melbourne blocked his return “home”? Hogan clearly wanted to go “home”. This massively lowers his value to MFC and his trade value. We did well to get what we did.

Is May actually any good? The trade all all depends on how keen Hogan is to go back to the $hithole Fremantle club. If he wants to be a life long loser then well and good. Go there. If he wants a chance at the big time and is prepared to leave Mummy in Perth then he stays in the world’s most liveable city. He might regret being a mummy’s boy (and for money). Ask retired AFL players: was the money that good or would you rather a premiership to your name? I’m sure I know the answer. In every case.

No it’s not.

Go away Hogan and stop pretending. You weren’t our hero. You always loved Colonel Klink in Perth best.