Mazer Rackham

I though this web site censors foul language

I thought he was a funnyman? Didn't make me laugh at all. In fact it brought a tear to my eye (from dust, probably)

You're right, it will make it extra sweet

It will be our 3rd consecutive flag against the Pies

One tackle from Viney will snap him in two

Ahem. Nicholls.

Hey ... haven't we been told all year that Richmond are invincible? How can the best team of the last 10 20 30 50 100 years not be in the GF? Meanwhile. I didn't need the reminded, but f***ing Christ I hate Collingwood.

The football gods are cruel. How can they do this to me in a year when the Demons are fighting it out for the flag? Pies in the GF!?!?! It's a bad dream. Oh god we had better beat WC and then the Pies or it's all for nothing.

Gotta admire his recovery though. Most blokes are one and done but Bruce keeps getting it up for another climax, all night.

Can't bear the thought of C'wood in the GF. No, they must not get there. Even for the chance of beating them. C'wood and Tiges to belt the living sh*t out of each other and the least worst team to limp into a GF thrashing at the hands of the MIGHTY DEMONS

Won't work, phones of Eastern States people are jammed in WA

What the f*** is this [censored]? That style went out on Tuesday. We (every Melburnian) has already moved on from that dated sh*t. We've moved on to an eclectic mix of Versace, Dimmey's, bin liners and Stravinsky. (Although we are still all web developers, and always extraordinary.)

Are you talking about the game or the post match party? These guys are kinky.

If you need to upgrade your shots, try Corralejo Gran Anejo Tequila or Willett Bourbon Pot Still Reserve. For a booster, you're never wrong with Gordon's.

As long as he keeps it to just that. We're in the era of #metoo. Bruce wants to be careful. Geelong Richmond & Hawks tables will need extra security for that reason.

What they're saying in Weagleland. (From bigfooty.) As for who we face in the prelim, I'm expecting Melbourne, and if so I feel we'll get in done in another thriller. Gotta neutralize Gawn and the rovers somehow, we got smashed by the Pies in clearances, but managed to recover. I feel with enough polish and experience we can beat them. Expecting Melbourne in the PF, and think we'll use fresh legs to overrun them in a close game. Don't want to meet Melbourne At our best with our current line-up the only area they've clearly got us is in the ruck. Our forward line will kill them. i will be honest, im s*** scared. Much more nervous than if Hawks would have won. Melbourne nowhere near as good as they think they are, getting the win put up em, think they know finals after 2 home game vs soft opponents. Beat us last time so we are ready for them. They think what they brought last time is anywhere near whats needed this sat. 29 degress forecast. Hate to keep bringing it up but it’s extremely frustrating and sad how much we’d be dominating with all our guys out there. We’d be wiping the floor with all these teams and taking it right up to Richmond. Would be a clear top 2 teams (still really should be). Weak as [censored]. Melbourne are the VFL's latest lovechild. Luckily we give zero f**** about the VFL and will fly the flag for WA yet again. I'm convinced we'll go all the way and will be hated for it, like the arrogant campaigners we are. To be fair they have played in front of ninety thousand the last few weeks. They won't [censored] the bed this will be a dog fight ! watching the Dees the other night and seeing Gawn running amok,he reminds me of Dean Cox.dominant and athletic.but i think he is on the soft side and my No 1 priority on Saturday would be for every man and his dog to get stuck into him.bumps,elbows and abuse.Lycett cant jump with him but he can soften him up. Be afraid, be very afraid my WA brothers. The Victorian fairytale is gaining momentum. Please on behalf of all non Vic side supporters and smash the Demons on Saturday. My gut has now told me this. The Dees see to be talking a HELL of a lot. Whereas we’re getting on with it, besides the usual media appearances. This tells me we’ve got some nervous nellies coming here lads. Yeah they’ve a right to be confident due their past 3 performances v us here (2 wins and a close loss) but something tells me we’re coming out hard. If West Coast don't lose, I reckon they will smash Melbourne. Melbourne are a team that breaks games open or gets broken. It may be the cynical tin foil hat side of me but I can't see us smashing the dees purely because I don't think the umpires will let it happen. They'll simply stop calling 50/50 calls for us and start calling them for the dees - below the knees, incorrect disposal have become very handy tools for them in influencing the game.

When Razor is your knight in shining armour .... wow, we must be in a parallel universe. One where the Demons are making a serious tilt at the flag. No one wake me up please!

It was fifty four years today Norman Smith urged the boys to play They were going up against the Pies But were guaranteed to take the prize So let me introduce to you The boys who'll play in Perth this week Gambler Goodwin's Chaos Ball Hard Men (amazing trumpet solo) We're Gambler Goodwin's Chaos Ball Hard Men We hope you will enjoy the game Gambler Goodwin's Chaos Ball Hard Men The opposition we will maim Gambler Goodwin's Chaos, Gambler Goodwin's Chaos, Gambler Goodwin's Chaos Ball Hard Men I don't really want to stop the show But I thought you'd all like to know That we're going to rip a new ... (the word I want to use is maybe "blue") So let me introduce to you The team to murder the Eagles Gambler Goodwin's Chaos Ball Hard Men

At the game on Friday I had my binocs on the players at 3/4 time (they looked buggered) and after the game ... after the game they had a shining beatific look. Like joy, but deeper and more spiritual. And after training today they spent considerable time signing autographs, taking pics with the kiddies, chatting. The looks on some of their faces! It was like Football Christmas for them. Weid in particular looked like he was having the time of his life. Surely they were thinking, this is what it's all about. Gee it was great to see them getting some first hand reward from the fans for their efforts. Long may it continue. Incidentally Tracc was slotting his goals but boy he looked tentative doing it. As long as they go through, Tracc! GO DEMONS!!!!!!!

Highest scoring ... lots of goals ... lots of ad breaks. Somewhere a Channel 7 exec is thoughtfully stroking his chin and asking his PA to get Gil on the line.

Did he ask how the players manage to control the funny shaped ball so well? And which one's Buddy Frankfurt?

We remember!

This is the correct response. Rub their f***ing noses in it. We're at the start of an era of high profile footy (flags included hopefully) and part of the spoils are the right to be arrogant and condescending.

They're known as the Hasbeens for a reason. Same old sh*t year after year after year. In fact they've all been dead for 20 years and what you're hearing are replays from an earlier geological era.

Harmes is like a puppy we got from the dogs home. Not sure what breed but probably going to be big and powerful. At 6 months old he was growing into his body. Boisterous, up for anything, but clumsy. Now all of a sudden he's matured and we realise he's part doberman and not to be messed with. Fortunately he's good with the kids.