Mazer Rackham

I think future career goals -- 600 -- is what we should aspire to.

... and becomes a player manager, landing us May, Neill, Gaff, and Preuss for unders. Oh please let the rumour be true!

And now? Frantic minds need some guidance here.

No, it is weird. Everyone here is under a pseudonym in the first place. Why a second one? I can't use my secret identity for this post ...... I know! I'll use my *other* secret identity!

That's nothing, wait til she sees his cockburn.

184 pages of posts. The FD won't waste all our efforts to date. Have faith.

These are dangerous times. One slip-up could kill this deal. We must all be on our guard and choose our words carefully.

I pledge a further 15 pages. This thread is putting enormous pressure on Freo to do this trade fairly. Every extra page helps. Come on! Together we can do this!

"Fever dream trades"

Scouting report on Melican. Great in the air, swallows anything that goes near him, aggressive in attack, slow at ground level, poor hands, kicking lacks penetration. Looks clumsy but when he's up, this boy really flies. AFL role: play one-on-one against Salmon, Ling, Fisher, etc

No. No. No. Neanderthals all barrack for Collingwood. You can not re-write history or science my friend.

I thought drug names were things like "charlie" and "molly" and "blow". These ones are new to me.

Oh, that's why his tour only went for 4 hours. He couldn't take any more.

Or worse!!!

1. He's terrified of the Eagles mascot. But he thinks the Freo mascot seems like a top bloke. 2. At West Coast, they laugh at people who smoke cigarettes. That's what your grandparents smoke. 3. He can't convince the Eagles' players that he's not actually an "east coast guy". 4. He's hoping at Freo, they'll let him drive a real ship.

Jesse (in tears): this ..... this is the most beautiful day of my football career! Goodwin: I know mate! Tell me about it. We got 5 and 6 AND Gus's brother, AND Freo have to pay US half your salary! Jesse: w ....... what??? Goodwin: Now f**k off back to to purple freak land, the rest of us are going down the pub to celebrate. Other players: yeah, f**k off Docker! P*ss off turncoat! etc etc [Jesse drives back across the Nullabor playing Taylor Swift songs all the way]

If a listener called in and suggested such a thing, those numbskulls would start talking about it. But they're still numbskulls.

They've got Hutchy in their ear, saying you f*ckers have to fill 3 hours of this. Make it exciting, sell ads, turn it up to 11 or I'll sack you on air. So they have to flap their jaws and not admit that they're blue skying and outright guessing. That they're ignorant doesn't help. It's like when CNN have some breaking news. "Something happening in Des Moines Ohio but we're not sure yet. Jim?" "Kathy, I'm here in Des Moines and for sure something big is happening but we have no information yet. We have here some random bystander who also doesn't know what's going on. Sir, can you tell us about the thing that none of us know about?" It's what you do when you have to make noise about something when you don't know anything about said something. I heard that one. Mr Machine Gun Mouth said he had "smooth" disposal and I nearly drove off the road. Many former SEN listeners have taken up your advice in advance. Ratings are trending down.

Simple. The only way to stop African gangs, and send violent crims away for long long sentences, is to build this training ground. Mr Law and Order will be on board in less time than it takes to put a sledgehammer through someone's front door. Good news. Now the total number of things that Mr Guy knows something about is up to One. (or Two.)

Jesse has to stay. Health care for smoking related respiratory diseases is so much better on the east coast.

In olden time movies, this is where they cut to a train going into a tunnel and left the rest to your imagination.

I bet he didn't smile, made you pay, told you the beer was no good, then drove your car home leaving you to walk. Just shows the kind of guy he is! We're better off without him (in your dreams). In my dream, we got 3 first rounders and 2 players and a guarantee that Ross Lyon would never coach the Demons.

Absolutely right. Nothing like a bit of competition to ratchet up the urgency in the sales process. I reckon GCS might enjoy a trade of May + players or May + picks for Hogan. And good surf up there in SE Qld.

Oh my darling Oh my darling Oh my darling GLG Jess is lost and gone forver Oh my darling GLC

The May thing is a bit like us with Hogan. Have a bloke who doesn't want to be there, hanging around for a year, poisoning the atmosphere. Then get less back for him in 12 months than you can now. Or, cauterise the wound now and get in someone who's 100% committed. Best value for him is right now, so, trade him right now. Why sit around for a year hoping that something vaguely nice might happen. It's a super crop every year, if you have good list managers and talent spotters. Otherwise you'll manage to pick out the Toumpases and Mortons no matter what riches are on offer.