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  1. Haha did you know I coach swimming? Swimmer (after missing national time by .1 sec): I really wanted to get that National time coach Coach: Ok, why did you breath twice in the last 5m again. Athlete: I forgot Coach: Sigh
  2. Not sure it is really. If a player has trade power and is finding it difficult to learn the basic skill of leading hard towards the bloke with the ball, then people have every right to ask the question. People argued trading Watts for pick 31 was a mistake, which clearly it wasn’t as we have a player who is miles better than Watts could ever dream of being. Could not the same be true in this instance? If we got a first and second round pick for him or 2 firsts then perhaps we end up with two better players?
  3. I think Hogan is a [censored] slow learner
  4. Wow your powers of zen are much greater than mine. Funnily enough as my name on here suggest, I’m a coach. After spending the whole week curbing my rage at just how dopy teenage and young adults can be, watching grown men make the same type of mistakes a 16yo would make, has me exploding with rage. I broke a chair last night after that final mark and goal then stormed out to my car and drove around the block a few times so as to not wake the little ones. On Monday I will return to work and again be cool calm and collected whilst I go over the fundamentals yet again of something seemingly so simple!
  5. —coach— replied to pitmaster's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    They don’t anticipate that some coaches will exploit new rules in a way that is not in the spirit of the game and that some will stubbornly not exploit them. If everybody either exploits them or does not exploit them, then it’s a level playing field. It’s when some do and some don’t that a problem exists.
  6. Last 4 games against Geelong: 2016 - 24.11 to 6.8 2017 - 20.6 to 13.19 2018 - 16.4 to 14.14 Is it too much to ask that we kick a little straighter against them and they miss the odd shot or two?
  7. What’s the highest ever percentage of a team who missed the 8?
  8. Just imagining Goodies press conference “Yeah the boys learned a lot tonight. So many good lessons. We’re on a journey. Set our own history.I though they were super in the last.” Every Demon supporter “Shut why [censored] up and just get the [censored] job done!” (Thinking “Wish I followed any other team”)
  9. —coach— replied to DemonOX's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    [censored] this club
  10. —coach— replied to DemonOX's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Fuxk me do they ever miss
  11. —coach— replied to DemonOX's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Like that to Melky
  12. —coach— replied to DemonOX's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I’d like us to try kicking it to one of our forwards. Just saying
  13. —coach— replied to DemonOX's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I hope Hogan is watching Hawkins right now, this is what we need Jessie to do
  14. —coach— replied to DemonOX's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    [censored] they don’t miss. 24 scoring shots to 15 and it’s close ?
  15. —coach— replied to DemonOX's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Here come the umps!
  16. —coach— replied to DemonOX's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Whoop whoop
  17. —coach— replied to DemonOX's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Takes a bow ?
  18. —coach— replied to DemonOX's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    That was awesome from Trac!!!!
  19. —coach— replied to DemonOX's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Your a [censored] dog Hawkins!
  20. —coach— replied to DemonOX's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Hahaha and 50! Jam that up ya backside Geelong sxum
  21. —coach— replied to DemonOX's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Not sure we deserve prime time games, this is so boring and predictable
  22. —coach— replied to DemonOX's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    MAAAAAAXXXXXXZYYYYYYY!!!!!! the brownlow is all your sunshine!!!
  23. —coach— replied to DemonOX's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    AND THEN HE POPS UP.... THE HULK!!!!!!