Maple Demon

That would be because I'm Canadian.

Like using porn and The Golden Girls in the same sentence.

Trust me Beard, it would definitely not be stupidity. I was always taught growing up to expand my horizons and try new things. I follow this advice whenever I can. Except for vegemite. I just can't go there.

Fish bait.

Some would definitely agree with you.

Like people who eat frog legs?

I hear they also have purple carrots and that you can buy exotic orange, green, or even purple cauliflower in Canada.

I was involved in some high-level meetings elsewhere. Besides, Biff couldn't afford my managerial expertise or dietary advice.

I was going to ask if any small children were frightened. Isn't that what usually happens when you 3 get together?

I had to work so I missed all this frivolity.

Live a little Frogger!

Did someone say hockey? Bloody weather feels just about cold enough for it!

They do have some very nice wines in Canada, so I've been told. In Canada we use frogs as bait for fishing. But be honest, Bitter, they didn't offer you enough cash to travel over to Africa where they were filming the movie, did they?

Bitter wouldn't have been in that film....not glamorous for him. Plus, doubt they would have high quality shiraz on set...another deal-breaker for our Uncle Bitter.

They an easy lot out your way Jazza?

What was someone from hipster territory doing in Koo Wee Rup? A road trip with Biffen?

Why don't we move this to Electric Avenue?

Maybe he decided to go and visit the new Princess?

Help!

Moonshadow, you are quite correct that there were some minor inaccuracies in young Biff's version of events. Between Bitter's complaints of the inferior, over-priced wine served in plastic cups, drunken behaviour, rants from all three of you about the inferior product on the field and the subsequent arrests of both Biff and Bitter, the poor child sitting next to us was rather frightened. I began to talk to him in hopes of redirecting his attention back to the game and away from the three of you....such a young mind had never seen such a display before! The young lad offered quite astute observations about the game and even identified one J Hogan as his fav player. His parents were rather grateful for my assistance and he went home with them a happy boy.

Not sure about the camels, gents. Isn't it the alpacas that are milked up Bitter's way?

At least I hope that is what happened, otherwise I can't offer a reason on Froggy's behalf.

In all fairness to Frogger, it was after midnight and those Chinese imported bananas might have included some additives.

Biff, if they 'fell of the back of a truck', shouldn't the people be getting a better deal than that?

Biff surely wouldn't have stooped so low. He consorts with people to take care of those sorts of matters.