Reading this made me flashback to Opening Day for the Toronto Blue Jays when SARS first reared its ugly head. Ticket window systems/scanners not working, big blobs of people, getting in after 2+ innings. What a [censored] that was!
I say just write all the teams down on slips of paper and draw em out of a hat, from Wooden Spooners to 1st. Overall accuracy % would probably be the same as most expert pre-season predictions....