Ethan Tremblay

I was 10 or 11 when this came out. I remember thinking then and there we were on a downward spiral as a civilisation and doomed.

Can the doctor be overruled?

The girl I had a crush on when this came out was in love with the “bad boy” of the group. I quickly became a bad boy myself and even dressed like him. On my first day back at school as a “bad boy”, I rolled my eyes at a teacher and she raised her voice at me, I cried and was never bad again. Until three years later when I turned into a bad boy for one night only. I stole a posca from my older sister and wandered the bad streets of Glen Iris late one evening. Every stop sign we came across we wrote “hammer time” under the word stop. I thought it was genius. Then in the morning at breakfast, mum noticed my hands were purple and shortly after, my sister realised her purple posca was missing. That afternoon, we left as a family to go to the footy. First stop sign at the end of our street, about 150m from home, Mum and Dad turned around… I spent the day cleaning signs instead of going to the footy.

Man………! I feel like a woman….! Doooot dooot dooo dooo doot doot doo. (Also quite appropriately fitting and titled as a descriptor for the current era we’re living in).

Mmmmmmmmm bop - dippppa deeee daaa dooo dop dippppppaa daaa daaa see dop dipppppppa deeee mmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm yehhhhh Who let tha dogz out oooo ooo oooo ooo - who let the dogs out? Ooooo. Munchin ma chin machin mu-chin yaaaaa yipppy I aye Don’t break ma heart ma achy breaky heart I juzt dwont think itd understand

We can’t have ANB and Harmes in the same team.

Petty is a forward. Keep him there.

Gawn’s going down way too easily, cost us two goals so far. Bring back Grundy..!

Tigers to come out extremely hard and wanting to make a statement. Dees by 67.

Same as ‘Danger’

It’s a type of flu I believe.

Jerlong look boned.

I can’t get past the letter puzzle.

Was really looking forward to this game. Turning it off, umpires are ruining it.

The umpires are BS

Mitch “the head” Owies

Nuh. Jackson sucks.

Some of the dumbest comments I’ve read, from one of the more vocal and stupider supporter groups. No surprises really.

I’m not angry… I’m just disappointed.

John……………………………………..

I don’t care what the goal umpire and subsequent stats sheet say.. Joel Smith kicked two goals.

If Tomo does well in defence today, can we please keep him there and move Petty forward.

This is a sand in the line game.

Do we have the Dockers 1st and 2nd round picks?

“It’s a contest and West Coast are up for the fight.” Shut up, Dwayne.