Ethan Tremblay

#Freak.

I find myself breathing a sigh of relief when the ball enters our defensive 50 and Hibberd takes possession or is near the ball. He's been massive for us so far this season.

If we can play with the same intensity for four quarters every week I have no doubt we'll get there. Bloody frustrating team though.

That's amazing chook......I didn't think you were that old.

Lewis and Hibberd have been fantastic recruits. Both have footy smarts which is what we have been missing for quite some time.

T Mac forward is a revelation.

Weirdest.Team.Ever.

I like how we kick goals without umpire assistance.

Commentary, umpires and general game play is making this unwatchable.

Can we please gender test Menzel.

Are players just too scared to tackle Betts?

Jacobs to do a McEvoy. Crowd as feral as ever. Hibberd is a gun.

Dal Santo has a terrible voice for commentating.

I'd be targeting Jacobs nuts at the first bounce with a high knee.

I hope we keep the forward line open and don't just bomb it in. There's worse forward lines going around than Watts, Weid, Garlett, Petracca and Kent.

Collingwood are so Melbourne these days.

North showed us last week how to win, just kick 64 points to nil in the first quarter.

All yours BB!

He can't even yank on his mullet anymore, could try flicking his weird ear.

I think I'll be sick if Walker kicks more than four. I'd put Frost on him, I think he could really frustrate Walker and put him off his game. If McDonald goes to Walker and he kicks a couple of early ones, McDonald will struggle for the remainder of the game. Assume Jetta will go to Betts, should be a good duel, as long as the umpires don't get sucked into Betts flopping around and playing for frees.

Someone listened to the letter.

Lever out is a bit of a bonus.

Well if they do it's in the fine print. I have Pilates at 630pm WST on Wednesdays but I'm thinking about skipping it tonight so I can listen live.

My Skype account was shut down.

Write another letter to Goodwin.