Ethan Tremblay

What are you on about? Look I get it, you feel a bit silly for not getting the Garrett/Garlett spelling error where instead you decided to launch into a faux-offended tirade. All good, I think we’re all over it. No offence taken.

Garrett was the one who signed off on allowing people to install the insulation without qualifications. Have a look at the Royal Commissions report into the scheme Diets.

It’s dark in the Alice by then.

Fair enough. If it was the piece of play I’m thinking of, Nev just looked buggered from running hard.

As in massage Nev’s sore leg?

You’re looking way too much into it.

I find that offensive.

I wouldn’t mind if Taylor Walker was playing, Adelaide have been a better side without him this year. Dopey looking thing he is.

I’ve never apologised for nuthin and I ain’t about to start now.

Was that for his insulation scheme?

My apologies. Melbourne of course!

Casey or Melbourne?

Play Garlett because it’s Indigenous Round and we’re playing in Alice Springs? Bloody hell.

Some people are just too quick to want to be offended, even though they’re not really offended.

Dammit. That means Oscar will be a Sun as well.

Good players only leave their club if that club is in Adelaide. McDonald ain’t going anywhere.

Anyone staying at Lasseters? I was banned from their about 12 years ago. I’m heading over for this game with a mate who goes for Adelaide. We’ll probably end up at the Casino. I’ve ordered a fake nose and glasses.

He beat the premiership hangover.

That’s what it’s called when you use the belly button.

My other half is out for the night. I’m going to crack a bottle of verjuice and have a sniff while watching some episodes of The Cook and the Chef.

Essendon showing early signs of ‘the post Neeld effect’

Derm’s hair is spectacular.

Toumpas has had more possessions than Watts and he’s running out the oranges.