Ethan Tremblay

I knew we’d chosen the right player after I saw Parish’s hair.

Did the commentators just assume Atkins was Jenkins because he kicked the goal from within the goasquare?

Collingwood punished Fremantle’s turnovers today. In: whoever is less likely to turn over the ball.

No Premiership hangover for Lever next season.

Bugger. Poor fella.

The courses and outcomes of the courses are nothing alike. I wish people would stop comparing them. The selection course/s to get into SF are much longer and arduous and are a requirement to make it any further in that field.

The media just needed a story.

There’s no doubt the umpires are heavily influenced by the Eagles crowd.

A blancmange of Blues. A methpipe of Eagles. An elbow patch of Demons. A discobiscuit of Dogs. A camry of Crows. A cell block of Pies.

Make the house airtight and suck all the oxygen out.

I see ‘wowlace’ stole your avatar @ProDee

A real footballers footballer. His decision making is sublime, I didn’t notice too much of him early on and thought he might be tiring but then he just popped up with a cheeky 14 marks and didn’t stop running.

Give them a good piece of my mind... And my glass (it’s what we do in Perth).

Unfortunately it doesn’t mean much.

[censored] you football Gods.......[censored] youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Steven May’s been on the Stewie Dew diet.

Give him and Oliver the Brownlow now.

Still haven’t beaten anyone above us.

Did someone say it’s Junk Time?!

Tom Boyd should be charged with impersonating an AFL footballer.

Trengove DGAF.

Jetta plays like he’s 6 foot 5.

How come they’re not paying chopping of the arms or front on contact? Max and Hoges have been copping it.

Jake “Vision” Melksham.

Tom Boyd can point.