Ethan Tremblay

So it’s a he and you kissed him....interesting. Very interesting.

Are we hot or cold @jane02?

Kevin Bacon.

So your source is a ‘he’. Very interesting.......verrrrrry interesting.

Previous to this year he lacked inside work. He’s now doubling the amount of clearances per game compared to last season and averaging two more contested possessions per game.

He’s one of them creepy vegans.

It’s the only fruit humans can solely survive on. Bananas are god. #BananaFacts.

I’ll answer for Grand New Flag. I’ve been told Gaff is keen on coming to the Dees. Plenty of water to go under the bridge until then but signs are all positive. If the deal can get done it will get done.

The Bible is a lie, Noah only loaded the boat with bananas.

He’d cop a bloody good booing over here if he left. Eagles fans boo their own for dropping a mark.

Terrifying.

“Dees gaff a big fish” The media are so ingenious.

The kid is 18 years old, his ability to get away from his man and find space around the ground and inside 50 is fantastic.

When was the last time you were let down by a banana?

If Gaff wants to come to us it will happen.

No worries, here’s the lowdown: Restricted free agents have the right to move to a club of their choice, subject to the current club’s right of first refusal over their services. That is, if the current club can ‘match’ the offer from a suitor club, the player must stay or enter the draft.

Gaff is a free agent.

Back when bananas were invented women weren’t allowed to be lawyers. That’s why some of the men back then wore long wigs.

Is that so he could pleasure himself?

Seems like the sort of player that St Kilda need.

In my time, Todd/Jack.

I’m surprised we’ve been mentioned in the article, I just can’t see the club being interested in Lynch.

That’s what it’s called when you use the belly button.