Ethan Tremblay

Nick Martin you geeky looking hairdresser [censored].

Turn down Eleni’s mic please.

It’s almost upsetting how bad we are.

I give up. We are truly Neeld-era horrible.

Always chasing but never tackling.

We are legitimately unwatchable.

Expect a closer one than recent weeks. Essendon by 37.

Bevo’s been on the Tren.

I think the coaches have told JVR to (attempt to) replicate Hogan’s game.

I remember that cos I dropped my guts right in the middle of the silence. It was an amazing moment.

We’re going to win this, I can feel it, down in my plums. They’re getting a nice, bluish hue, getting ready to take them to the farmers market. Special, two plums for one.

Every single player’s partner must be pregnant and having a difficult one.

Goodwin has his favourites who are immune to being dropped. Then there’s the players that get a game or two before being dropped. Turner needs to be given a really good run at it, in the forward line, to determine if he’s up to it or not.

There’s immature and hanging around the wrong people. Then there’s what JUH has (alleged to have) done.

2012 vibes. Our players really are a bunch of spoiled brats who must have everything going their way to compete.

I agree with Biden, we must faith the keep, no…… no what matter!

‘Hope Down the Highway’ - [censored] spare me.

What’s this about a soccer ball?

Who says they’re not?

That’s not true. Buddhism doesn't deny the existence of the past, but rather emphasises the importance of understanding its influence and learning from it without being held captive by it.

Compare our bottom six players (in our best 23) during our premiership year, to the bottom six now. I firmly believe that premierships and success come from having a very solid bottom six to 10 players.

Petracca was devastated after the siren.

Joel Selwood interviewing a kid. Kid about his dogs; “one of them died”. Joel Selwood; “is he ok?”

We should play for frees like Geelong do. Tiny touch and they leap forwards.

Seriously… umpires are horrible.